vampire enjoyer @mouldremover - Tumblr Blog

the torture and anguish of having to try sleep without my beautiful girlfriend in the bed with me. and i have some weird sickness. ugh.

notahorseindisguise

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

notahorseindisguise

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

notahorseindisguise

i need to type with more of an accent

notahorseindisguise

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

uinferno

targetedknowledge

hypersensationalism

how did it take this long for a sane person to enter hollywood

tomorrowillbeyou

maths enjoyers and bug enjoyers and horror movie enjoyers and so forth all need to come together and unite against the common enemy of people telling you how much they hate something as soon as you mention you like it

tomorrowillbeyou

literally can't believe i have to say this but i actually don't? want to hear about how much you hate maths in the tags? people are missing the point of the post it isn't about which of these things you like and don't like and which should be added or removed it's about having the basic decency to not constantly tell people you hate their interests when nobody asked. which you're failing to do right now.

dogpuppy

lustcannibalism

the desire to engage in my hobbies leaving my body as soon as I have the day off even though I was looking forward to it all week

sluttynurse

WOMEN IN MALE FIELDS!!!!!!!!!!! 😤

#feminism

xollii

dogsuffrage

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

shinx-o100

i think they should make the lorax a musical

moniquill

#reblogging because i lowkey think i am cursed

libdibs

If You Were a Fictional Character

I've seen a few moots doing this and it looked fun!

* Make this picrew of yourself

* Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

...yeah that seems about right 😅🫠

Not sure who's done this already so tagging the besties @thetumblingmoron @redheadsramblings @woundedsoul12 @the-bear-and-his-sunbird @aurorabiggs @thepalehorsevictoria @kiir-do-faal-rahhe and anyone else who would like to play!

ofkim-deactivated20260113

sounds fun

bold of you to assume i can flirt… when i lack basic social skills….

@moriartea221 hi would you like to try 👀..

moriartea221

reminds me of when lestrade said “oh you bastard” lol. anyway, thanks for the tag <3

@autistobrat @aka-edmond @rosemelodyshah @identitycroissant-tm @bridgeoverstrawberryfields @triflesandtea @arthurdavies1967 @toscar-wilde @seriouslythisisagoodname @do--not--you-dare @eggzeroni and whoever else wants to join/i forgot

aka-edmond

lmao

im underrated yall

@autistobrat you have been offline for too long

@identitycroissant-tm i know you got tagged but idc

autistobrat

thatchaoticbookworm

T-T checks out @shenanigan42 @shaethecrow @karasubooks @random-indian-girl @paper-stars-still-glow @lawrenceinagothicfont @cocainecoveredstrawberry @themisspineapple @i-eat-asphalt @identitycroissant-tm @perpetuallyconfusedindividual and open tags

themisspineapple

Haven't done a tag game in a while!

I need that choker irl and i also need to buy myself an ear cuff again because wow those look cool

Well I definitely can't flirt so that's interesting

No pressure tags (and if you'd not like to be tagged in the future lmk)

@1-wonder-1 @ayyshinyart @uhwhathappenedhere @mouldremover @frostythekillerdoll @seamstriss @choochoo13 @ddaengssf @thepurplenigma @three3goblins @yazoo07 @nostalgerie07 @emmabirb8 @kale-of-the-forbidden-cities

mouldremover

i tag anyone who sees this and it speaks to them

c3rvida3

I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...