sitcom enthusiast

i fear this'll mostly be about severance

[kosmogrl]

[dragon-png]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[generaljenobi-deactivated202411]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[ginwuh]

tumblr is my little vague diary. you guys know nothing and everything.

[mrsterlingeverything]

To my loved ones: i am not doing very good at all

To my haters: i am doing really swag !

[loveridden1999]

maybe if i keep ignoring this feeling of impending doom it'll go away

[speedlimit15]

Uh oh i think something deep inside me just gave up for good 🤣

[wetheurban]

It’s me and whatever song is holding me together against the world.

[notlindsay]

i had self esteem for like 3 minutes once

[choochoo13]

fuck, not fight

[choochoo13]

s/o: wrestling, boxing, football, top gun, fight club (more incoming probably)

[ddaengssf]

why are bro films like top gun always so homoerotic?

[kosmogrl]

[shinx-o100]

i think they should make the lorax a musical

[beingharsh]

2026 we're sleeping continuously for 365 days

[lipstickhamlet]

would hamlet say six seven: a study

arguments for:

six seven itself has no actual meaning and originates from a clip of a viral song on tiktok, so hamlet's way of pretending to be "mad" could be repeating something widespread but meaningless, like how he quotes song lyrics and idioms (2.2, 430-432; 3.2, 306-310; 3.2 371-372)

hamlet often uses nonsensical, surreal humor, usually ones that appeal to the youth and confuse the older generation, to cope with his despair (2.2, 190-199; 5.1, 204-207)

he puts on the antic disposition partly to confuse claudius and gertrude, which this absolutely would

i don't think hamlet would ever have gen alpha humor, which is the point. he's changed to the point of being unrecognizable in his madness (2.2, 4-1; 316-321)

polonius would try to find meaning in it and come to an entirely incorrect conclusion

arguments against:

hamlet may not have tiktok or even know of this meme in the first place, because he's said to be a stable and well-liked individual prior to the play (4.7, 18-20)

it's actually rosencrantz and guildenstern who would keep saying six seven until hamlet decides to kill them

[girlmostlikely]

Already fucked up. 2030 will be my year for sure.