~(^._.^)~ bogos binted

Oughhh 30 she/her

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[lmaonade]

i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package

[despazito]

love my pumpkin

[despazito]

violence my pumpkin

[tabloidsores]

✅ count that shidd on your finger

[cutecipher]

getting grabbed

[rickybabyboy]

um...

[mactiir]

my buddhism audiobook paused mid-paragraph for a startling length of time and my arts major ass was like "Wow. What a powerful commentary on stillness." (my phone had died.)

[toriel-2]

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

[jumex]

Genuinely whatever

[meloetta]

my bf texted me a picture of a mysterious big black roach looking bug on the floor and hasn’t answered me since… rip

[emosad420]

dam u think that roach givin him the succ?

[meloetta]

[spamtown-usa]

The Mysterious Pervert has reblogged your post

The Mysterious Pervert has deleted their reblog

Lovely Mutual has reblogged your post

[threedollarsdotcom]

letd go eat parts of that guys car

[mrhealyourgirl]

[curseworm]

im extremely devout but nobody can figure out what im worshipping

[ratfuck]

they should make a bird who's call sounds like a hard fart on a leather couch

[throathole]

My mutuals

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[catgirlcastigated-deactivated20]

the coworker who is too maternal and has correctly identified you as the runt of the office and won’t let you eat your lunch on break so you starve quicker and die