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May 25, 2018. 8:04 pm.

How do you market a brand you never heard of, but wish you invested in back in the 90s, just before the new millenium, before the brand became big and famous like Macy's or Sears?

#famous boy #famous boys #you face is not ugly i promise you are so beautiful and gorgeous that i cant even believe my eyes when i see you in person and speak to you #please #your welcome #be polite #thank your lucky stars #youll be famous in no time #lobsters #save the bees #save your money

You forgot to follow me on Instagram.

Everything is bliss. You didn't follow me on Instagram, so you won't believe the lovely picture I just set on fire. When the flames crept high, like a hand on a very detailed and unique face on front of a skull, such a beautiful image popped in my head of your lovely face that I had almost forgotten by high school college signups that went directly out the window and into the other which set in motion a chain of events that changed because the doctor couldn't write your prescription even though you deserved it for all your hard-earned cash that you should spent when you still knew how old you were and more importantly how old you weren't but will be in the near future because we are constantly changing and adapting organisms and if you don't believe in Santa, you are one step ahead of the game. Have such a good day.

#you need a hug #i need to supply a hug #i think we are in business #go to sleep please #brian sleeps of dreams #if you could give me a sandwich that would be so appreciated #i slapped the wrong button #did you rememver to turn your oven off afterwards #november #its spribgtime in the winter #you need to collect your tax returns you handsome devil you #you know you love yourself so just give yourself the attention and love you deserve

may 15, 2018. 5:32 am.

brian.

#dont forget to love brian #brian wants your love #brian #broan #brian is such a gentleman #brian has never been to prison #brian has never cheated on a test #brain has never asked for water at mcdonalds and filled the cup with soda instead of water like some sort of a mean criminal #brian is full of respect #brian will be in your dreams

may 15, 2018. 5:25 am.

Oxytocin.

#not to be confused with oxygen #brain chemicals #brian chemicals #brian #you cant say that on live television #television #live #were live #live in 3 2 1 #love television #please dont be angry #anger is bad

may 11, 2018. 2:00 am.

invite your friends. we're having a party and all of your brains are invited. i'm sorry to the other organs, but they get really noisey when they are excited. i hope they understand.

#party #brain #a bunch of brains #pretty little brains inside that noggin of yours #brian #party brian #invite #inviteyourfriends #sorry other organs #kidneys are funny because they are shaped like beans #gonna be a good time #fiesta #brian is invited and so are you

may 11, 2018. 1:52 am.

caps lock is so scary. let's all type in lower case; it's so much softer and polite. do you like pop tarts?

#soft #polite #no caps #no caps just taps #so gentle #lowercase #down with upper case #the case of cases #case closed #sleep is very important and you need it for your healthy body #take care of yourself #pop tarts #so tasty #im having dreams that are so nice #goodnight

May 11, 2018. 1:42 am.

Today, I was in control of many electrons for roughly five seconds. Electrons grow up very fast though, and they all moved out. They all got jobs and became very successful, and I couldn't be more proud. Most of them married some nice protons and settled down in some nice atoms in the suburbs. They call every day. My phone bill is ridiculous.

#electrons #theygrowtoofast #children #lovely little particles #negative charge positive attitude #protons #justmarried #phone bill #give me money #i cant afford this #allgrowedup #business boys #they are so rich

Feb 18, 2018. 4:35 PM.

Someday I want to go to the laundromat with a basket full of stuffed animals. Everyone will stare at me like I'm a madman while I gently fill the washing machine with them. I will be in pure bliss.

#laundry #not clothes #animals #stuffed animals #clean #i love you #just go to sleep and dont let the bad days keep you down.#you can do anything #im so proud of you #youre a star

Feb 16, 2018. 8:09 PM.

If your computer is making noises, make noises back. Tech gurus will try to tell you it's because your hard drive is bad, but in reality, this is how computers assert their dominance. If you don't show it who's boss, it'll have enough confidence to take over your house, eat your food, change the television channels, and eventually run for president and enslave humanity.

Do humanity a favor and make noises at your machines.

#computers #tech support #advice #save me #my computer is holding me hostage #feed me your bits #give me a byte

Feb 13, 2018. 11:06 PM.

Listen to your paper's heart beat to determine its state of health.

A healthy paper should sound just like a tree. It's in touch with its roots.

#paper #health #paper health #thoughts #im thinkin about your paper

I don’t know how to draw.

#art #my art #sketch #doodle #scribble #pen #pen and ink #penandink #ink #i love you #curlyhair #curly hair #wavy hair #freckles

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