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F/o accidentally cuts finger chopping something up and looks at you with big sad wet eyes expecting you to kiss their booboo but you just squeeze lemon juice into it
oh look at you, poor girl, your posting gland is all swollen~ you need Daddy to empty it for you don't you? Beg a little and I'll take care of that. *shyly, you mutter a few pleas* Oh cmon girl, you know you can do better than that. *You beg louder, more desperate than ever. Your posting gland is aching, you can't take this any longer.* Aw, there we go, good girl. *I gently make you roll over* Go on girl, present properly for Daddy~ *you feel exposed as I run my finger down your fur until I reach your posting gland. You let out a little yap of surprise when I touch it* There, trust me, I know what I'm doing. *I gently massage your posting gland. It hurts at first, but slowly warm spreads through your body* Just relax girl, and Daddy will handle it~ *I start applying pressure, and you can't hold it back anymore as your posting fluids start seeping out. It doesn't smell good but I don't react, I don't judge you. You are safe.* Let it allllllll out girl, you need to relax. *You start panting as the stream of posting fluid becomes thicker, weeks, maybe months of posting oozing out of your gland. I pet your head while emptying the gland further, tension completely leaving your body. You're sinking in a deep state of relaxation after a long period of stress from all that posting fluid building up. Finally, you're feeling release.* *The stream grows weaker. I expertly push the most sensitive parts to make sure that your gland is completely empty.* Good girl, it feels so much better now doesn't it?~ *I give you a forehead kiss before getting up and walk up to the sink to wash my hands as you lay there, dozzing off softly.*
Multiple tags imply that this post caused sexual arousal in some people which I take as a compliment even if it wasn't the intended effect
Just remembered about possibly one of my favorite YTP clips
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interesting kink assortment on the dash
you bitches will vote on anything
Who you fucking
slimy stinky sewer man
dry skinny dracula
must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason
People who rawdog their working space like no trinkets or nothing scare me
a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite
Unlearning diet culture really makes everyone around you seem fucking insane because of how hard they keep clinging to random bullshit maling them miserable because it's "healthy".
The literal current CEO of Disney stopped eating bread and only eats pasta on holidays. People will do keto, a diet originally designed to control severe epilepsy symptoms in children, one that could raise your cholesterol by 30% and give you KIDNEY STONES, for weight loss and genuinely think that's good for them.
I know that the internet has made regular stupidity contagious and dumb shit spreads like wildfire, but it seems like another fad diet pops up on tiktok every day, each one dumber than the last. Don't do this to yourself, PLEASE
maybe this is too woke but i really hate the trope of naked older women = scary or vomit inducing or gross or whatever. like you even see it used in horror on occasion like oooooo so scary theres a woman with saggy boobs and wrinkles. There is something to be said for unconsensual veiwing of nudity. sure. it’s uncomfortable and violating for someone to be nude in front of you that you don’t want to see. but rarely that’s seen as the issue and instead the real ‘horror’ or gross out joke is the very idea of a woman who does not have a body that is sexually desirable to men. The very idea of an older woman’s body is treated like it’s something that we should all know is gross, sick and wrong. It’s just something that really bothers me
bro I'm torally rocked on this new drug called taking a deep breath and forgiving yourself
i wish he would come down from heaven & kill every instagram fitness liquid diet ozempic green juice low calorie food blogger
Say you break your ankle. You could know everything there is to know intellectually about the injury. Even with this vast knowledge, you will still experience physical pain.
Now take this logic and apply it to things like ADHD, autism, clinical depression, and other less visible/divergent disabilities. You cannot think your way out of feeling.
That is to say: you are not a bad, lazy, or selfish person for struggling, even if you know why you are struggling.
Genuinely, thank you so much for this.