the anmal

WAS: joshlynnsmiles . The gay . focks

[hotvampireadjacent]

[shiftythrifting]

a pair of piggy banks having (possibly lesbian?) sex. unfortunately sold seperately.

they should not be separated

[ankle-beez]

[yamada-ryo]

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

[retroactivebakeries]

[polarity-disturbed]

"We know it looks like a butt plug, just drink the water, it's hot outside"

Seriously though he's right, stay hydrated

[jaydendr4ws]

In another life where she didnt fumble 🥹❤️‍🩹

[kat-in-a-trashcan]

shout out to my local hot topic with this display in the window

[openingadoor]

[caststrat]

very funny bit happening in the replies

[roookspirit]

art fight attack

[ryebreadgf]

favorite series of tweets

[drdaanvondutch]

[crustacean-menace]

Homework lady: "My dog is barking! 🙂"

The dog:

[sky2k38]

artfight attack 2 electic boogaloo

attack on @roookspirit 's Dotzip, fumbling the tar cli [happens to the best of us lol]

huge fan of the transparent effect dotzip has goin' on :3

[roookspirit]

this is so cool

[ampervadasz]

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

[kasaron]

I dislike this. 

[isensmith]

[apas-95]

Pillars and floats like that are pretty stable, compared to regular boats, so there’s even a research vessel, called FLIP, that purposefully capsizes itself to be more steady when conducting research.

[mossdealer]

YEA IT FUCKIN IS (id embedded in image)

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[lessrthanthree]

[funny-tik-toks]

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[marisatomay]

sure he understands leftist theory but does he believe feminism is a worthwhile and rigorous school of thought which is inextricable from class struggle