✨Mousewizard🐁

My Little Journal - tumblr veteran - 18+ - they/he - agender lesbian - goblingirl & mouseboy - mage of fire and cheese

[idogafbrain]

"snow monsters" on mount zao

[the-stew-goblin]

Goblin stew.... Get in the stew

Ok :D yippee!

[goofy-goblins]

I will also join in!

[the-stew-goblin]

Hooray! @goblin-offical @mousegoblin @goblinchief get in here!!! Yayyy!!!

[mousegoblin]

Chilling in da stewed

[vent-blog-offical]

i'm wondering if i can start a reblog chain? my question for everyone is, first off, how is everyone doing and what did you guys eat for breakfast? :) tagging ppl bc this blog doesn't rlly have any moots yet

@satan-offical @laciffo-natas @no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @do--not--you-dare @britishteaaa @yearning--offical @chickfila-official @untitledoffical @garlic-bread-offical @yearning--offical @chaos-ducks + open tags!!

[yearning--offical]

tysm for tagging me!!!! :3

i am doing pretty well and for breakfast, i ate scrambled eggs, toast and bacon :D

tagging my moots/ppl who interact w me the most/family :3

@not-offical-offical @flowersdontgrowl @neptunic-offical @quiet-girl-offical @gleepglorp-tallyhall @thetreeswillbewatching @aliensatemysocks @gay-news-official @astra-mind @mlm-god-offical @gay-guy-offical @business-man-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical + open tags :33

[thetreeswillbewatching]

ty for the tag :D

decent ig, tired, and... I havent eaten yet

@neptunic-offical @fantasy-movies-official @acetrashgremlin @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @the-stew-goblin + open tags

[the-stew-goblin]

Wait I'm a part of a reblog chain now?

I had stew for breakfast! (Monster energy stew)

@goofy-goblins @true-neutral-kobold @goblin-offical @cherry-coke-offical I guess I'll tag these people because they're nice and enjoy my stew :D

[goofy-goblins]

I had buffalo chicken Mac and cheese for breakfast myself.

@baksuz @mousegoblin @goblinchief

[mousegoblin]

Today i had oatmeal :3

[mousegoblin]

Here try this stew please! 🍲🤏 It's apple stew. Thoughts?

I LOVE APPLE STEW RAHHHHHHH

[true-neutral-kobold]

@mad-mage-offical

Mad mage! We must find treasure for your tower dragons! Help Kobold find town so dragons can pillage the treasure!

[mad-mage-offical]

Sounds good and perfectly moral for a chaotic neutral such as I! Well there's lots of towns, it all depends on which species carries the most gold, humans, gnomes, or orcs

[true-neutral-kobold]

Gnomes probably have a lot of useful items but I don’t think they collect gold.

Orcs probably have a lot since they loot from everybody, but I don’t know where they keep the loot.

Most humans don’t have that much unless they live in a castle, but I hear the humans that live in castles have a lot of gold that they store in the castle. So we could go for the castle where they keep the gold.

I bet the dragons would like to take over a castle and slumber in the treasury on top of a pile of gold.

Or maybe we should take the gold out of the castle to the dragon nest.

What does Mad Mage think we should do?

[mad-mage-offical]

Well if we put the stolen liberated gold in the dragon nest in the tower, it could lure the dragons near, like dragon nip. Powerful stuff by the way, that dragon nip. Where we steal liberate the gold, probably shouldn't be gnomes, plus they're all angry at me because I stepped on them a lot that one time. Orcs are mean, so we should steal liberate from the orcs, but we should find a map of the town layout first! Humans give me jobs sometimes

[true-neutral-kobold]

We must find map of orc town!

I have recently acquired 14 crispy lemons from the library of hell. These will aid in our quest.

[mad-mage-offical]

Wonderful, to get a map of the orc town, I suppose we need to find an orc? Disagreeable creatures, not keen to others liberating stealing their gold, none would just hand us the map. But the dragons need the gold, they like it, do you know how we might get the map?

[true-neutral-kobold]

Orcs took from @goblin-offical and trampled flowers of @mousegoblin . Maybe they can help find map of orc town?

[mousegoblin]

Woe, it hurts to even think about what I’ve lost! My pansies! My daisies! My petunias! Those beasts got coal dust on my roses too! I’d bet they’re digging a new mine in the northern mountains. They might’ve just dug a new tunnel to the cliff tops of orc country!!

[organical-mechanical]

Incredibly fucked up that flowering plants weren’t really a thing until the Cretaceous.

Think about it. We had all of these huge, big-brained vertebrates well before we had grass

Stegosaurus never ate fruit because fruit didn’t exist yet

I know in my heart he would have fucking loved berries

[ndcirque]

Stegosaurs never ate a strawberry

Eurypterids never swam among the water lilies

Gorgonopsids never got to sleep in a field of daisies

Sauropodomorphs never smelled magnolias

We live in a wonderful time.

[true-neutral-kobold]

I bet when flowers finally showed up all the dinosaur birds thought it was just the coolest thing ever.

[k0zts]

[mousegoblin]

These are good creatures

[kosmogrl]

that impulsive long walk with no clear destination will save you

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together

[oniongarlic]

[qqchurch]

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

[valkayrieactual]

[energyprison]

Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year

[retroscifiart]

‘Aldebaron Rising 2’ By Steve R Dodd (2025, acrylics on canvas board)

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Firefright Mage

After millennia of advancement in goblin military theory, Toggo VI realized that almost everyone is afraid of fire.

Artist: Greg Staples TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[mousegoblin]

I neeeeddddd this one

[maruti-bitamin]

ocean's ire

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