ACAB

hi im peter 😇 I'm really sorry if you're not on mobile bc my theme is probably a mess xx

[segamascott]

katy perry's gonna die in space soon and with the state of the world it won't even make the news.. one final flop

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[despazito]

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[arkham]

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

[cator99]

[scratchygoddess]

[platano]

[only-cat-memes]

[sacred-portal]

[ratsonass]

[cheddar-baby]

[lilibetss]

My heart hurts.. i keep imagining her right now, lying in bed.. Her sister, father and mother standing by the bed, and Philip laid beside her holding her hand telling her that it’s all going to be alright.

[cognitohazardous]

now imagine her shaking that nasty ass of hers

[mens-rights-activia]

I don’t care how unfair things are in your life, put some goddamn headphones on in public

[mynowherenothing]

[rocatex-deactivated20260317]

jesus said this

[electricpurrs]

[sleeby-bunny]

goddamn gender inflation, can’t have shit these days

[loth-caatgirl]

[kentoangel]

husbands who blatantly check you out from behind and when they walk toward you, they give your ass the slap + squeeze combo before wrapping their arm around your waist and kissing your cheek as they tell you how pretty you are ❤︎

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

unplugs the cockpot full of buffalo chicken shit and fucking cums in it

[teathattast]

You know how embarrassing it was to tell my coworker I got The News from tumblr

[muaddibshit]

Truly like clockwork

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

A lot of y'all are uncut, but walk around with circumcised minds.

[luminofren]

op what does this mean

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

Exclusion from the boons of hegemony does not preclude one from functioning as its footsoldier.