dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.
What does that have to do with gaming ?
fake gamer spotted. take the shot.
Kill confirmed
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dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.
What does that have to do with gaming ?
fake gamer spotted. take the shot.
Kill confirmed
Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here
"Oh you're a robot! What if you don't have a soul? What if you just have boolean logic loops and adaptive programming?"
My dude, what makes you so sure you don't have that anyways?
"But what of someone's programming you?" People keep trying to programming me anyways. Besides, have you ever known a program to actually do what it's supposed to without wonky issues? I basically still have agency either way.
Poor Nathume is having a really tough time adapting to chaotic party life
Here’s some detail closeups too
I’m glad that everyone’s enjoying Wyll zonked out in the baby sling 😂
Yes 😈 but actually no, Gale’s passed tf out waiting for Nath to finally settle on which magical item to give him cuz she’s (*read: I’m*) a hoarder 😂
Thank you for this. That is 100% what they are
I came out of the bathroom in a shower cap so she didn’t know who I was.
fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk
As a european i sometimes forget furefkied are actually real and not american folklore/cryptids. Like you’ve got friendly little bugs that glow in the dark….. b r uh
windows home screen throwing out a rather intense scenario today
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
spiky armour makes hugging difficult
happy dl6-mas
attempting to explain to your mother that she may, at some point in her life, have made a non-optimal decision
16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere
*For the people asking this ring is available HERE with free shipping
This is how I’m proposing to my partner in the future, I’m using this ring
if u don’t propose to me with this and a giant stuffed honey bee, I’m saying no
probably a good thing i don’t live in london because i might be inclined to hunt this man down and kill him with my bare hands xox
these headlines are less than a week apart.
I literally found this in whilst shopping in Tesco
I forget where it was but I saw jeans for sale and like they were labeled as “girlfriend cut” instead of ‘boyfriend’ and like the irony to me is that the term “boyfriend style jeans” was originally done as this weird way to heterosexualize the dangerous idea of women wearing slightly loose pants so you knew you weren’t a dyke but like apparently the use of the term “boyfriend” was like too much of a gender confusion crisis for the buyer so they had to change it *again* as opposed to just calling it “loose fitting” to begin w and now it has fully no-homo’d itself into a corner and it just sounds like yr stealing yr jeans from some butch girl yr dating
My fave quirk w boyfriend jeans is that time the gap didn’t realize that having jeans that were “boyfriend” cut and “pegged” style would turn out greater than the sum of its parts
wheezes
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