Sylveon, I choose you!

21 || I'm just here to post about Pokemon and AC.

[cybersupport]

*eats 14 packs of scooby doo fruit flavored gummy snacks* im gonna solve mysteries so fucking good

[actualdogvines]

[cthuwu]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

cute date idea

we go to an aquarium. you point out all the fish you like. i jump in the tank and attempt to fight them to win your affection

[thorcepticon]

But then you pick the shark, the god damn apex predator of the ocean. I go in there and try to fight it anyways. I fucking lose though because its a mother fucking shark and instead the shark wins your affection and you two end up getting married. That was 6 years ago and now whenever im on facebook I see how happy you are with your shark husband and shark children. I often think to myself that I never should have fought that shark but then I look and see how happy you are and realize, I wouldn’t change a thing.

[kingtcholla]

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

  SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

[kingtcholla]

NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK 

  SOMEONE HELP. 

[kingtcholla]

NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE 

I PROMISE. 

[kingtcholla]

I’M 1000% DONE.

“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI 

  DON’T. 

GO. 

CAGE. 

[starsfallinreverie]

birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam

[mirayamana-deactivated20171014]

[bus-a-looey]

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

[poppybottle]

Luke Skywalker running away but leaving a map like

[mosaicabstract]

@stellarreqs-roulette

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[bedupolker]

Umbrella fox lends firefox a paw.

EDIT: yes you motherduckers I know their real names are “flareon” and “vaporeon” PLEASE stop correcting me jfc

[sizvideos]

[insubordinate-and-churlish]

Watch it in video

interesting how the answers change as the men get younger

[anemotionallyunstablecreature-d]

and they call OUR generation lost

[mariathemuggle]

I was hating this until the end

[fknandyy]

I’m gonna reblog again cause this shit is important. my mom is a rape victim and she’s been married twice and she’s the strongest woman I know. rape shouldn’t be a deal breaker, that’s ridiculous.

[strangelykatie]

[viridilly]

choose your path.

[bpd--ghostie]

mental illness has no mental chillness

[magic-of-eternity]

[amongie]

what i said: this thing you’re saying makes me uncomfortable and i’d like you to stop

what my family heard: 

[dutchstore]

[goodinthestacks]

here comes santa paws