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[youngninelifer]

Not to be cheesy but in 2018 the concept of ‘cheesy’ is gone, we’re throwing it out…….. love what u love and wax poetic about it twenty four sev and keep ur heart glowing,, no more worrying about your happiness being ‘over the top’ ! Pursue goofy shit! Love urself!

[fernofaspen]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

My self-isolating Aquarius moon ass

[thetattedstoner]

One day you’ll find someone who gives you more effort than you expect…and it’ll scare you…

[just-shower-thoughts]

As an adult, I can quite literally do whatever I want to, but I always end up wanting to just go home.

[paradisiak]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

[healingsuggestions]

no need to keep going back to the same old people that keep hurting you, real love will find you, real friendship will find you, you just have to keep doing your thing and living your life and it will work out the way it should.

[puppiestotherescue]

[vanbrohenheim]

In order to McFreakin’ obtain, something of equal value must be McFreakin’ lost.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

[virgoassbitch]

….

[acquaintedwithrask]

I was having a good day.  We were all having a good day.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Music is just wiggling air

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

don’t do this. don’t do this to me today.

[mrmansand-deactivated20180806]

and color is just wiggling light. thanks for coming to my ted talk 

[inside-us-only-stars]

Artists and musicians are just magicians of the wiggle

[dragontatoes]

*putting food in the microwave oven* in you go to the jiggly box :)

[navigaero]

If your straight guy friend says that he supports gays, tell him that you thought he was gay when you first met him. See how fast he gets upset and insecure & starts asking you why you thought that.

[saltylittleslytherin-deactivate]

My gay guy friend tried this to our straight friend and the response he got was “thought? More like hoped” and then he winked. That’s a real ally right there. 

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

He really just scalped your poor gay friend on the spot didn’t he lmfao

[lets-catch-some-waves]

[yekkes]

Me reassuring myself: it’s really ok you dumb bitch

[3plymike]

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

[adrenaline]

I confess I do not know why, but looking at the stars always makes me dream.

Vincent van Gogh

(via adrenaline)

[gif87a-com]

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

I just choked on my sandwich holy shit

[surprisebitch]

one shot, one kill

[pansoph]

[devinchee]

Do you guys ever see your pet sleeping by you and just think holy shit holy shit this little animal feels safe enough and trusts me enough to be near me and fall asleep near me and just how fucking cool is that