Parataxic Distortion 101

- Officially 27, actually 17. - I've got a way with words and its the cause of all my problems - Raumdeuter Extraordinaire. - Beedrill owns Pokémon Red/Blue.

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

You don’t have to love your body

[naamahdarling]

I really needed to read this today. Thank you.

[obfuscobble]

Potato girl has her life goals in order.

[maxofs2d]

[digital-lich]

sorry this tweet is just Very Good and im glad

[librarianarchy-deactivated20171]

I love when small children identify all quadripedal animals as “doggy!”

It always reminds me of the time Plato offered the definition of a human as any “featherless biped” and Diogenes busted into the Academy with a plucked chicken screaming, “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[thecarvingwitch]

Ancient greeks, the original shitposters

[imanaires]

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

[tharook]

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[umind-deactivated20170815]

[weloveshortvideos]

Bruh they some power rangers

[brucebocchi]

ON CONCRETE

[gvayaba]

my coach showed us this video and was like, y'all slacking

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The less someone posts on facebook, the more I think they have a life.

[just-shower-thoughts]

In marvel universe there is probably also a Captain America movie, instead it is a ww2 movie based on a true story

[gaynedleeds-archive]

college students

[just-shower-thoughts]

When doing the limbo, if you set the bar low, then you’re setting the bar high.

[punchy-larue]

[rachol]

[blanketforyourshock]

you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding oblivion

#oh my god

That’s what they said

[roseforthethorns]

I love how many of them are praying

[heaven-and-hale-deactivated2015]

man that one in the front right corner just does not give a fuck

[vassraptor]

And by looking at that picture, you can experience the roller coaster… vicariously.

[cumaeansibyl]

even better than the one in the front right corner: the one in the front middle who’s like HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

[oradianto]

😂

[quantumstarlight]

Wait but there are more! 

[alixabethmay]

Now this is the sort of quality religious content I want to see on my dashboard

[mishasminions]

SEEMS LIKE A HELL OF A RIDE

[thedeepwalrus]

HOLY WATER SLIDE

[firedrill]

[daily-showerthoughts]

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[just-shower-thoughts]

If you’re hotter than me, am I cooler than you?

[just-shower-thoughts]

My phone should notify me after a few minutes of inactivity if I’ve left a text message unsent.

[daily-showerthoughts]

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