Im So Good At Not Killing Myself

Nobody has ever been better at not killing myself than me - They/Them - 27

[thecryptkeeper]

[lastoneout]

I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.

[kitkenk]

cool how you can download a video game from 10 years ago and it looks good and runs well. and you don't even have to pay a hundred dollars for it

[kitkenk]

you don't even have to pay for it

[dogpuppy]

[skidmark4-deactivated20251026]

i get high & start actn like joe biden

[delirious--mistakes]

[cloevr]

everytime i have to get up and do something i feel like E.T. when the camera would cut to his POV

[segamascott]

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

[bobdylanyaoi]

[leshermes]

Jasmine Vine came out before Sea of Sorrow lmao

[leshermes]

Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️‍⚧️

[c-rowlesdraws]

her bluesky header & icon are so cute too 🥰

[wellen-katze]

*Boogie Street* Shakes - Disco Elysium comic

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[ashstfu]

[dogfluid-deactivated20181205]

[theonion]

Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham

[aheathenconceivably]

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

[dogpuppy]