Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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@thedeepwalrus
Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway
breaking something by stepping on it is lowkey so embarassing, like damn here comes the deviantart giantess
Another commercial I would produce as an advertising executive:
A husband and wife eat a bland dinner together in a dimly-lit kitchen. They don't speak or look at each other. The meal: a pathetic Salisbury steak.
Cut to their bedroom at night. The wife lays sleeping in the bed while in the background the husband is putting on her dress, pantyhose, pearl necklace, heels, makeup, and a wig. When he's done he quietly leaves the room. The wife opens her eyes as soon as she's sure he's gone.
Now we're in a seedy dive bar. A small crowd of mustachioed men wearing leather jackets, black boots, and sunglasses sip beers and puff cigarettes while the "show" unfolds. Camera pans down, then pans to the side. Between the black boots we see the husband on his hands and knees, greedily eating a Chipotle Chorizo Burrito Bowl with Cilantro Lime Rice from a plastic dog bowl on the floor. His makeup is ruined, face smeared with sour cream and hot sauce.
A man steps forward. The husband looks up, and his expression changes to that of a deer in the headlights. Cut to reveal that the "man" standing before the husband is none other than his wife, in elaborate drag as a Tom of Finland biker, false mustache and officer cap and all. She smiles warmly, and nods. The husband smiles too, and resumes his meal.
Chipotle: Own Your Fantasy
very small
Gave my Miis a proper hangout spot
$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?
does jafar love me
hell no bitch
penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat
cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog
fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.
Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides
Today = Shaggadelic baby
Phenomenal
i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery
^ surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles
Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.
i’m like touch starved but for a river
cumblr.
literally is there Something you want or
fork found in drawer