[jadonsgf]

[kosmogrl]

the fact that ronaldo can’t even cry properly because of all the botox never fails to take me out

[parcai]

fixed it.

[hothockey]

my beloved bitchy butch, all fleeced up and eye crinkling, telling other hockey players they suUUuuck :))))))

[fractally]

getting annoyed by people writing Hollanov as though their sex lives fall off in their 40s is least at least in part me being defensive about being an adult on this website (life does not end after 30 you guys) but its mostly because I cannoooootttt understand this take like

how is it not so clear that 40 something Coach Shane with salt and pepper hair and permanent glasses would be the hottest possible version of Shane for Ilya. Just imagining Shane stalking back and forth along the bench watching his team pull some stupid bullshit and furiously muttering and waving a tablet around and Ilya bricked up so hard his vision is going fuzzy

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

it doesn't count as crying if you don't let the tears fall~

a chance encounter between shane hollander and irina rozanova, inspired by a couple fics i read a while back with a similar premise (small serendipity by the_hemlocked and soulmates by justaromanticfool)

[shaneofaragon]

is it any surprise that ilya latent suicidal tendencies rozanov was a club rat in the early 2010s when every single song was a variation of Tonight Is Literally The Only Night Worth Being Alive We Are All Killing Ourselves Tomorrow

[miniangel]

[faithfel]

arkco studying together

[hollanov-cocktail]

[podcastwizard]

"yeah i know it's bad for the environment but like so many things are so i just use it anyway" COOL I'M GONNA BITE THROUGH THIS TABLE

[lavenderprose]

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

[yakichoufd]

[meat-withopinions]

That's their freakin dad man

[fairycosmos]

unfortunately i can’t control everyone’s perception of me down to the smallest detail. unfortunately they have their own lives and brains that inform the filter they see me through when i exist near them. and i could be the greatest possible version of myself and i could people please until the end of time and i could walk a thousand miles through the desert repenting and still it would not change this one fundamental fact

[myuminji]

season 1 completion and season 2 confirmed celebratory art!! 🥳🥳