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Mozzie | 19 years old | Any Pronouns | Tell me if you need me to tag anything!! | Header made by @fuckyeahasexual | Icon made by @gaylords-posts | I'd Would appreciate it if ya read my caard before following! You Dont have to read the whole thing, just the DNI and the BYF | I love getting asks. If you send me asks about my interests I will love you forever 💜 |

[mozziestiks]

New pinned post!

Hi i'm Mozzie, I'm making a new pinned post because I remade my carrd haha. Here's a link to it! I would really appreciate if you read the byf and the dni before following <3

My carrd has some long text and lots of gifs, and it may be hard to read for some people, so here's a more simple carrd with less text and no gifs, and what I hope is a dyslexia friendly font. Let me know of I should change anything to make it more accessible!

[mozziestiks]

Forgot to mention, but ive edited the byf on my simpler carrd to have less text for easier reading! Let me know if there's anything I can do to improve it! :>

[hentired]

Why did "lmao" stick around but "rofl" die. Any theories on this

[hydok]

[krystal-prisms]

what do you consider to be a Long Drive, and put in the comments where you're from

45 min-1 hour

2-3 hours

4-5 hours

6-7 hours

8+ hours

Voting ended onJun 23, 2023

[fangorn-forest]

choose a crown to coronate the person you reblogged this from

propeller hat

gigantic cowboy hat

honk shoo sleeping cap

specialest tiara of all time

clown wig

wizard hat with lightning bolts zapping out of it

just wear a goose on your head idk

the Beloved Hoodie

pillow duct-taped to their head

just another skull

Voting ended onJun 29, 2023

[pro-gay]

I’m sorry I’m losing it over this painting

[a-book-of-creatures]

Based on The Misanthrope (1568) by Brueghel

[cottagecore-raccoon]

Your first kiss, was it…

Like how they describe it in books (magical, fireworks, other cliches)

It was pleasant

Honestly disappointing

Weird because I wasn’t attracted to who I was kissing

I was too busy being anxious about doing it right now truly notice

It just kind of happened? I dunno

Haven’t kissed anyone yet ✌️

Other (please tell me, I’m so curious)

Voting ended onJun 28, 2023

[fancyson]

SWEEP

[eliasericson]

The Cat has its Heart on the Outside

Available as a fanzine in Swedish with a translation note  here.

[nastywizard]

LET'S HEAR IT FOR TINNITUS!

[nastywizard]

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[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

its like marine biology Jackass

[jacequilart]

i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets up and is like “ok folks, there u have it, the Satan DeathRay Fire Monster actually does cause pain when it bites u. science is great”

[jheselbraum]

To be fair, this is actually a really good way of getting kids to realize that these animals really are dangerous, and he goes through the first aid either on the same video or in a follow up video (if it’s something complicated). IIRC, the whole reason he started doing videos like this was because while he was in Montana or something he saw a lot of Facebook posts about people whose dogs had gotten too close to a porcupine and they didn’t know how to remove the quills, so he (naturally) went into the woods, found a porcupine, quilled himself and filmed himself taking the quills out and explaining what he was doing.

He’s still fucking insane, but, you know, it’s for a good cause

[deadlynight1987-deactivated2023]

life is good

[luigis-slut]

[sunbutch]

my answer to every “i want to shave my head but” message is going to be to shave your head

“but i’m fat” shave your head “but my head is shaped weird” no it isn’t, shave your head “but i’m femme” shave your head “but people say it will look ugly” shave your head and tell them to turn on their location

[thisisalsoyou]

woops

[thisisalsoyou]

[blackpyrefly]

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

[uzmashroom]

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats. 

[furrama]

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

[fujiwaradivebar]

And the part where he wanted to surprise Kiki by making that beautiful elaborate sign OUT OF BREAD to advertise her business and he was all anxious for her to get home and see it

But then when he sees her coming he gets all bashful and runs away 😭

[judas-jpg]

the most underrated thing about the ghibli movies is how deeply they are love stories to working people, to the small folk, to moments of love and kindness. its not just about magic, many movies are about magic and fairytales. Its not only about the people in the stories, but about stories in the people. And they are just loveable.

[gil-estel]

LIVE SLUG REACTION???!!

[gil-estel]

YOU'RE KIDDING ME THE SLUG IS GAY??????

[tatzelwurming]

both of their names sound like anti italian ethnic slurs

[animentality]

[louisegluckpdf]

“well. plays the cards i’m given” has profoundly changed something in me. litany against wallowing in an unsatisfactory situation

[louisegluckpdf]

jpgs that radically altered my worldview

[edo-sama]

four next poketober illustrations!