♤Mavis♤

28, She/Her, Fake and Gay, unreal amounts of bad luck

[madamesungalaxathesecond]

🍒 Quick me$$y drawing, you deserve better diva but for now, I offer this

[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

[milanesa42]

[letmebegaytodd]

Couldn't stop thinking about this little man

So i got on ebay and found him

Effervescent

[letmebegaytodd]

[letmebegaytodd]

i see we're all on the same wavelength today

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[ithinkhobiknows]

[everrgreenn12]

Coming back to this site to post my wife

+ little framed charm work in progress in my other style

Genuinely really obsessed with her

[mille-marteaux]

ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

[mille-marteaux]

absolutely visceral experience. food is so much more satisfying when you have to fight it. i may be feral

[mille-marteaux]

i am not proud to say this but that pizza lasted fifteen minutes. i normally am not that gluttonous, but this goes beyond glutton. there was gluttony and wrath. a whirlwind of sauce, cheese, and pepperoni, all atop a flatbread that was shred apart by my own hands due to the neglect of another

in that moment i was wild. i was free. i understood the simplest joys in life. the joy of eating and manifesting my own destiny

[mille-marteaux]

been reflecting on this all day and the unsliced pizza experience honestly ruled. i think everyone should try it sometime or another. you have not truly lived until you just absolutely obliterated a pizza in such a feral manner

[shayminsh]

is this you

[mille-marteaux]

yes

run

[mortalmab]

My best friend and I have this tradition we call “chicken dinner” where we get a rotisserie chicken, lay it on a tarp, start on opposite ends of the tarp, and on the count of three we both run at the chicken and start ripping into it with our bear hands. We will be on our knees fighting for the best pieces of meat, ripping into the chicken with our faces, and it is the most viscerally delicious chicken I have ever had in my life. Grease gets everywhere. We have to do this outside. We have to tie our hair in buns beforehand.

You have never known the joy of food until you are lunging at your friend to rip the best part of the chicken out of their hand, rolling around on the tarp, stuffing it in your face before they can retaliate, and you realize “holy shit did I just growl?” And then you realize they are doing it too.

The chicken gets decimated. It’s absolutely destroyed. We aren’t allowed back inside until we have been hosed down. It’s the best.

[gallusrostromegalus]

This feels like the Yang to the Yin of the Shower Beverage, where in a peak of Unhinged civilized decadence, you experience the full flavor profile of a beverage whilst in the midst of a Hot Shower. Similarly carnal in it's satisfaction, and worrisome when to your mom when she asks you what you did this weekend, and you explain. At Length.

[totaltrauma]

NEVER ASK ME FOR ANYTHING EVER AGAIN

[therealgenm]

it's a big boobs kind of morning

[therealgenm]

it's a big boobs kind of afternoon

[therealgenm]

it's a big boobs kind of next day

[therealgenm]

it's a big boobs kind of friday

[therealgenm]

it's a big boobs kind of friday of the next week

[gh0stbreath]

I do not do "warm up sketches". I do not "thumbnail". I do not do "art studies". I sit down and raw dog it. And if I hate it....?

I KILL MYSELF.

[chadhulk]

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

[kybercrystalgems]

“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

[burglarsonarceny]

how does this post keep getting better

[totaltrauma]

My very first iPad drawing. It’s not perfect but it’s a start!

[yamujiburo]

i just got out of a quiz bowl meeting and for one of the questions, the answer was Jessie from Pokemon. However, part of the question was “this character is commonly shipped with Delia Ketchum”. Congrats, you have breached containment into university quiz bowl!

LMAOOOO no way that's hilarious. thanks for sharing!

[totaltrauma]

Hey you! Did you ever think "Wow, I'd love to own Total Trauma Volume 1, but the $70 price point is just too high for me."

Understandable!

But thanks to the wonderful people at The Book Patch, I am now able to offer the book for sale for just $30!!!!!!! That's more than half off the original price!!

It also ships cheaply to Australia and other countries now! Way back when the book first launched, shipping to Australia was like $100 but they have since fixed that problem :)

BUY IT HERE!

[coldones66]

Angela having Smosh side effects 🤣

[keemyvia13]

I made some Freaky Monkey Five GIF's!! No credit needed!!

Hope you like them!!!

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.