With A Capital R

Cartoonist, flutist, singer-songwriter, fanboy of musical Romanticism, linguistics supergeek, absent-minded professor trope, schlimazel.  He/him pronouns my dudes.

[poryqon]

post more paleontology memes

HECK YEAH

[withacapitalr]

I have reblogged no things for at least a year, this may be the last thing I post on this blog, here are some fucking paleontology memes, goodnight

[withacapitalr]

Me on a date: calls you both "babe" and "dude"

[jasper-rolls]

yo btw if you were wondering how the alt right is doing, the current conspiracy theory they’re rallying around is that soy sauce is why trans women exist

[jasper-rolls]

adding clarification to this since i did it in separate posts earlier

i think what basically happened is that some dude was looking at what goes into soy and noticed it contains estrogen and subsequently came to the conclusion that soy and soy based products are Feminizing Men and its taken off with the infowars crowd. anyway the new hot alt right insult is soy boy, so get ready to be called that some time in the near future

[obscoorereference]

recent update to this: according to /pol/ “multiple studies” (none of which they have provided, helpfully) have proven that onions increase your testosterone levels so now there’s whole threads of dipshits just drinking raw onion juice and arguing over which onion is the least degenerate, *and* whole other threads of dipshits arguing that the onion thing is a false flag by feminists to get people to look like idiots by drinking raw onion juice

the alt-right have honed the art of self-owning into a goddamn science

[schrodingersdrone]

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again

[withacapitalr]

is this character growth or just very strong feelings or

the day has come when i’ve found a romantic interest i care about SO MUCH that it’s starting to override my obsessive nature and need for constant company and validation.  ‘cause he’s like very still in the aftermath of a breakup and i’m like i fucking adore you and want you in my life Right Now but even more than that, i want you to be okay.  and i want you to leave and i want you to come back to me as a person who wants me but doesn’t need me.  

and i mean i’m not going to be able to keep this up for more than a week because i’m still me and i’m still OBSESSIVE around new partners but.  i’m kinda proud of myself?  i’ve never felt like this before?

just to drive the point home even more, because i feel like i can’t quite underscore this obsessive thing enough:  when i have a new romantic interest, every second without them is total agony.  i stop sleeping, i stop eating, i pine and stop taking care of myself and can’t think about anything else and i can’t talk about anything else and i drive friends away because my behavior is so absolutely nutty.  so i guess this means i’m working on that?  i guess this means i’m getting better?  this is a Big Deal 4 real

[withacapitalr]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP HAVING AN AMICABLE BREAKUP STOP STOP STOPPIT STOPPIT JUST STOP TALKING TO HER FOR FUCKS FUCKING FUCK AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

LISTEN I KNOW I’M BEING UNREASONABLE AND YOU’RE ALLOWED TO HAVE FRIENDS BUT YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT MY TUMBLR AND AHHHHHH

AHHHH

AHHHHH YOU SELF-DESTRUCTIVE PIECE OF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[normal voice] see you at friendsgiving, cute stuff

[withacapitalr]

me: i am a Serious Musician, devoted to my Craft, i have been playing the flüte from the tender age of seven also me: [trying to attach my head joint to my foot joint] this thing seems shorter than usual

[withacapitalr]

I did a halloween burlesque number about a vampire with an aluminum-backed mirror and it was pretty damn good tbh

[withacapitalr]

i’m just saying god intended Family to be one man, one woman, a son, another son who kills the first son, and a third son who marries his mother

[angrypunkandtrans]

[starsleeps]

A praying mantis ghostwrote this

[amorverde]

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

[transmxnfenris]

the worst part is when their all “we can’t all be neurotypical, Karen” like listen, I’m not neurotypical I’m just trying to get better jesus

[fierceawakening]

Even Bigger Mood

[allthingslinguistic]

The obsolete English -k suffix is my new favourite thing (source). It’s also the same -k that derives “hark, hearken” from “hear”. 

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

*wakes up in a cold sweat*

r.. reverse medusa…

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

[probablystrangerpgideas-blog]

excuse me but why

[skiptomy]

doES IT MAKE STATUES INTO PEOPLE??????

[strangebiology]

Bird feeders are probably making birds evolve longer beaks

British people really like bird feeders.

I am not going to tag the name of the bird, because I’m pretty sure I would get tagged as NSFW if I did, but I assure you their beaks are getting longer and it’s probably because of the UK’s obsession with bird feeders.

[champawattigress]

GREAT TITS GAIN MASSIVE PECKERS, MORE AT 11!

[hms-surprise]

HMS Asia 1824 - taking in her sails - Richard Beechey

[jakathine]

@thefvckingwarship

[thejogging]

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

follow @the-future-now

[sunglow-xoxo]

wow!

[veryfemmeandantifascist]

disabled women of color are capable and deserve to be recognized and respected