If god didn’t nerf me by giving me social anxiety I would suck so much girlcock
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If god didn’t nerf me by giving me social anxiety I would suck so much girlcock
‘Mounted’ as a word gets me so 😵💫😵💫,,, being mounted sounds so possessive, so encompassing, so primal,,,, hhhhh bunny brain likes the word a lot,, help. Getting ‘mounted’ is right up there with getting ‘bred’ I must confess whewf
I can be trusted with a knife to your throat
See why independent fact checkers say this is false
I'm sorry sir, but your "son" sleeps on a dog bed and cums to the words "Good Girl" now.
No sir, I will not "fix" perfection.
Oh, you want to know why I use a knife? Well that's easy.
Guns are too quick.
It's just one shot and the wound is boringly small.
Sure it's easier but come on.
Slowly cutting someone open, watching the blood drip out, observing the beauty of their insides, licking their wounds clean, there's really nothing like it.
And watching the fear in their eyes slowly fade away as they pass out from blood loss.
Love it. 💜🖤
Until now I've met two kinds of ex catholics.
1. Get that shit away from me, I never wanna hear anything about this again.
2. Fuck me wearing a cassock and take my confession, Father
whats so weird about f1nnster is that he wasnt always like this. usually when you come across an e-girl, or someone who is really popular in only fans, you are dealing with people who were always kind of attractive or who actively chased being attractive from a young age. (arguably, on a more sinister tone, people who wre kind of raised to be that). but he is, he is literally just a dude, he's just a guy
he is just a random ass dude who just happened to luck into this by sheer chance of fate. is like a magical faiy chose the most normal, average man imaginable and decided to give him the superpower to turn into a hot girl at will. and this is the craziest thing, his response was super chill about it. is not like he fought against it or was broken into it or had to resign himself to it because he had no other choice, or like he grappled with a broken sense or self or any of that typical drama that you would see on a gender bender manga. he just rolled with it
like, this didnt happen because he decided to explore himself, or had an identity crisis or anything, the guy just happened to see an opportunity and then took it because why not
and then the result is not this awkward middle stage where you see a straight cis man doing a laughable job at being femmenine, he just learned the trade and then he did it. it gives me whiplash how he can switch from "hot girl, doing hot girl poses in hot girl clothes with demure nubile faces" to "oy m8 wot wot"
and it genuenly means nothing to him, he was never tempted into transitioning or changed the way he saw himself or made him reconsider stuff, he remains stalwart as a cis het guy. incredible
A mean, sweaty, hung girl railing me and treating me like a puppy would fix me so much. Like I'd be 100% better.
bark bark ~
@xenasaur i heard u like good girls 😵💫
Okay like forcing puppy/pet subs to make animal noises IS super hot and degrading, but imagine it the other way.
Getting a sub so deep into petspace that they forget how to use real words, and making them speak if they want more.
Degrading them for not being able to, telling them they're stupid for thinking they're an animal, that they're a human and they should act like it.
Forcing them to touch you the "right" way. Punishing them when they lick instead of kiss you, telling them to stop panting and moan like a person.
Just taking them apart one way and then forcing them to unlearn all that you just made them do, if for no other reason than hearing them whimper and struggle to match what you want.
walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
finally playing funger and gay sex just healed me to full surely there could be no later consequences to this choice
clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism
This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.
yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here
my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings
he’s like if an enlightened sage was a 22 year old metalhead who likes to rollerblade in the house
warning: intox
Being a good cook makes the idea of free use intox awful interesting.
Let me cook you your favorite meal, pet. Absolutely anything you want, cooked how you like it— Regardless of cost of ingredients. If my pet wants it, it will be done.
But it will be done my way. With a healthy dose of THC, that is. It hardly tastes off, and my pet is so excited that they don't even pay attention.
Of course, they finish their plate— all under my watchful eyes. It isn't until I'm halfway through with dishes that my poor pet stumbles up to my side, hazy-eyed and disoriented.
"Sir?" They'll mumble, slowly starting to realize what I had done. And when I dry my hands, and they sink into my arms, it'll be the perfect time to introduce them to a new knot— thicker than any they'd taken before.