Homophobia is gay

Angel, 21, gray ace lesbian, she/her

[konimycl]

“If you don’t know your last name it’s probably Herondale.”

Happy New Year's Eve! I wanted to end the year with something big so here is the Herondale Family!

Characters belong to @cassandraclare

Inspiration drawn from @cassandrajp

[thepollingstation]

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Voting ended onMay 21

[muppetshow2026]

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

[penandinkprincess]

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

[penandinkprincess]

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

[penandinkprincess]

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

[justasmidgx]

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

[penandinkprincess]

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

[bittergrin]

I just feel the need to point out that a 100lb animal doing 2am zoomies at 65mph might be a problem for every breakable object in your house.

[ifeelcelestiall]

I've been wondering why we haven't domesticated cheetahs yet like! They want to be domesticated so badly!

[mossbawn]

you can leave the house with a bare face and suffer no consequences btw. if you're a woman you do not have to wear any makeup

[mossbawn]

places and events i've worn no makeup to: every job interview i've ever done (i'm employed), every doctor's appointment i've ever attended (i still get treated), every shift i've ever worked (nobody gives a fuck), every pub and nightclub i've ever been to (they still let you in)

[rubacmk]

🌸☠️🌸

[thepuppyclub]

how insidious to make young girls buy hundreds of dollars worth of makeup, to force them to read up on its theory, to make them practice it for hours in order to escape mockery, to make them feel safe only when performing this hyper femininity, and then to even have the audacity to package it in feminist language so that they firmly believe it sets them free.

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

who called you out on your sloppy wings

[thepuppyclub]

I know you probably think you’re really witty, but I just want you to know that you, and all the other people who made that joke, prove my point exactly.

[coffee-without-a-pause]

This is why I have an issue with feminists shouting “let women wear make-up”. Like, not only is it expected to wear make-up, but it’s encouraged and the younger the better (cute pinkish lipstick for pre-teen girls, cute and sparkly eyeshadow for pre-teens again)

Whenever I see a post about girls to “LET THEM WEAR MAKE-UP”, well… there’s nothing stopping them or you, really. Actually, it’s quite the opposite. Society pushes you to wear make up and have the most perfect make-up skills ever. And if it takes you 15 minutes for a full contour, shade, highlight, you’re praised.

Seriously, girls get more shit for not wearing make-up.

If you want to fight for the right to wear make-up, please shift to “MEN ARE ALLOWED TO WEAR MAKE-UP”. Also, please fight for the right for girls and women to not wear make-up.

Because for each post of you fighting for girls to have the right to wear make-up because it’s feminist and it will free them, there are ten companies behind your back who wrinkle their hand cause you’re doing the job for them.

[the-only-lonely-wanderer]

I get asked at least once a week why I don’t “just try wearing makeup. It’s super simple you can even learn how on youtube!”  I don’t want to. 

I don’t like makeup. 

I don’t want to wear it. 

Or buy it. 

Or have anything to do with it. 

If you tell me I could use it to cover up my acne, or my red face, and it will feel empowering™ to be able to ‘choose how i look’ you’re a fucking douche and not a feminist at all. 

[aimmyarrowshigh]

women who wear makeup statistically make more money at the same jobs and skill level as women who don’t. women who wear makeup to interviews are more likely to be hired than women who don’t. women who perform adequate femininity in court are more likely to be acquitted or given the minimum sentence. one of the things taken into consideration by psychiatry and psychology about women seeking treatment is whether they’re wearing makeup – because women who wear makeup are seen as more likely to be sane and/or “responding appropriately.” not even getting into how much so-called “feminist” language on social media is couched in otherizing women who don’t want to, or can’t, put time and money into performing hyperfemininity “for themselves! to feel brave! to show you’re tough! :))))) be beautiful because you’re worth being objectified, girl!”

when women are literally systematically and personally punished for NOT spending time and money on makeup, you absolutely cannot pretend that makeup, as an industry and element of culture, is feminist. no one’s eyeliner is ever going to be sharp enough to slay the patriarchy. seriously.

[awed-frog]

This seems like a good place to mention make-up is toxic in a lot of other ways too? Just look at its social and ecological footprint, like all the plastic waste it causes or how some of the most common ingredients are produced by child labour. The fewer things we buy, the better - and that includes make-up.

[into-september]

I’m currently wearing a delightful blue-and-turquoise shimmery eyeshadow combo, cat’s eyes bit smudged on one side (long day) and flamingo-pink lipstick. 

I’m completely comfortable going to work without as much as a dab of concealer, but I’ve had friends who couldn’t go outside without doing their face. I’ve had teenage girls in my family who’d get up half an hour early to do her fucking eyelashes. 

I love painting my face, but makeup is not a fucking feminist statement. 

[chicoriii]

I haven’t been really bullied for not wearing make up or doing other typical feminine things, but definitely I’m seen as weird (but not only for thet reason really). I want to live in a world in which it would not matter at all. And in which you are not forced to hide skin imperfections without being seen as someone who is not take care of herself. That’s something I see often that if you don’t do some things like make-up for using lots of cosmetics (I use them of course, but not that much, almost only those necessary), you don’t take care of yourself.

[squeiky]

This is kinda like striaght pride tbh, gives me the same kind of vibe. Just different topic.

Like no one is forcing you to not wear make-up

Your fighting for a cause that doesn’t need fighting for.

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[orcboxer]

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[bookshelfdreams]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

Haaaallöle, ich bin's, dein Schutzengelchen 😇 okay 🙏 Pass auf. In ungefähr sechs Monaten wirst du verhungern. 🥺 und wenn ich dich davor nicht bewahre bin ich: #gefeuert! 🫢 und das ist Nicht Gut. hahaaaaaa Jedenfalls. 🙏 habe ich mich mit den Ursachen des Verhungerns beschäftigt und siehe da: Dein Tod wäre total vermeidbar! 😯 Upsi! 😆 Es gibt mehr als genug Nahrungsmittel für dich und jeden anderen Menschen auf der Welt! Ohne, dass irgendjemand Mangel leiden müsste! Aber du darfst davon nichts abbekommen! 🤨 Biiiiitte? 🤷‍♀️ Anscheinend ist dein Tod von tausenden dieser Dinger vorgesehen, die man "Anteilseigner" nennt. Also. 🙏 Seit einiger Zeit töte ich Leute,

[ifeelcelestiall]

Ja sam, tvoj anđeo čuvar hejjjjj 😇 okej🙏 dakle. za otprilike šest mjeseci umrijet ćeš od gladi. 🥺 a ako te ne zaštitim, dobit ću: #otkaz! 🫢 a to nije dobro 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa dakle. 🙏 Istražila sam uzroke gladi i ispostavilo se: Tvoja smrt je potpuno sprječiva! 😯 Ups! 😆 Ima više nego dovoljno hrane da te održi bez ometanja tuđeg preživljavanja, ali ti nije dopušteno da je imaš! 🤨 Štooo? 🤷‍♀️ Navodno je tvoja smrt unaprijed smišljena od strane tisuća stvari koje se zovu "dioničari". Dakle. 🙏 Ubijala sam ljude,

[landsccape]

[stealingpotatoes]

sorry my cat DOES have to hear how cute he is all the time no matter what he's doing, it's the law

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that anti-abortion laws and anti-transgender laws are both being implemented en masse, at the *same* time, by the *same* people (who, it hardly needs to be remarked, are overwhelmingly neither women nor transgender) should be enough to convince any reasonable person that the narrative of conflict between and women's and transgender is, first and foremost, a divide-and-conquer strategy by the far right.

Your survival is our survival. Our survival is your survival. Anyone who says different is a fed.

[cornedbeef101]

I think there’s quite a big difference between a woman getting an abortion and a teenage girl being sterilised and having a double mastectomy.

Women’s rights and trans issues are not comparable and are often in opposition.

[quasi-normalcy]

Fuck off, Collaborator.

[kaidadragonfly]

It's interesting that there are people that understand that the right lies constantly about abortion but think they tell the truth about trans people.

[penrosesun]

Also, hey, let's walk with this totally bad faith argument for a second. What IS different about a teen girl choosing to get an abortion, and a teen girl choosing to get a tubal ligation and a mastectomy? Are you saying that teenage girls who know that they will never want children should be forced to preserve their fertility anyway? Are you saying that teenage girls with severe back pain or the BRCA gene need to preserve their feminine breasts and be aesthetically pleasing to others, even at the expense of their own health? I mean, they're just too young to be making medical decisions which might make them less fertile or sexual desirable, right? What if they regret it???

And hey, you know, the same worry that teen girls might regret these things is true for adult women, too. Maybe we should make them wait until they're married, in case their future husband disapproves. Maybe we should make them wait until they've had kids - what if she regrets it and wants children? what if she regrets it and wants to breast feed? what if her stupid little woman brain hasn't thought this through and correctly pinned her entire self-worth and value as a person on her ability to act as a sex object and baby incubator? what then???

Trans men aren't women, and infantilizing them as poor helpless girls is obviously transphobic. But in addition to that, even if we were to buy into the central transphobic premise here, the conclusions would still be sexist as hell. Let's say that there are no trans men. Let's pretend for the sake of argument that trans men simply don't exist. Infantilizing teen girls out of being able to make their own medical decisions isn't feminist either.

If you're categorically against teen girls being able to choose to get a tubal ligation and a mastectomy, I have an awful lot of trouble believing that you're actually pro-choice. Pro-choice doesn't mean "women should have bodily autonomy just as long as they do the things I want". Pro-choice means pro-fucking-choice. You can't sing female empowerment and bodily autonomy out of one side of your mouth, while sticking your tongue out to lick the boot of the patriarchy on the other.

[pisceanpharies]

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[ilynpilled]

the main function that ship names have at the end of the day is being unique and searchable like ill take a ship name sounding like abysmal dogshit baby sounds over an epic cutesy “ouh isnt it so cool that u can combine it into something like shootingstar” like ye thats so awesome man now good luck searching up content and discussion for it

[revswanson]

where in the HELL did that horse come from

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

[polystyrenequeen]

i feel like when people complain about a lack of female + lesbian representation (for lack of a better word) in fanfiction, the reaction of “just go write it yourself then” pretty severely misinterprets the original argument. people who point out the gender disparity in fan content aren’t usually complaining about the lack of “food,” they’re making a point about the subconscious biases and systemic injustices that lead large amounts of people to be overall disinterested in the stories of women, despite many of them being women themselves. yeah no one can force you to write anything but m/m, and they shouldn’t, but have you seriously never stopped to question why you and the majority of most fandoms write it almost exclusively? why source material with an equal division of gender, or even a bias towards women, will still somehow end up with a fandom dominated by m/m pairings? you seriously think that’s 100% fine and normal and has nothing to do with internalised misogyny?

[ribombeee]

shipping two men who have never spoken: yawn

shipping two women who have never spoken: beautiful, creative, feminist, innovative, important, groundbreaking

[fatestayyuri]

whenever i go back through my blog to look for something i end up wasting a lot of time just looking at the posts because for some reason it's full of stuff i would reblog