[witchofash]

Hi im Ash

She/her

I cant spell to save my life and my handwriting is even worse

Im open to dms but if the vibes are off i will probably block

Do not interact

Minors

Ageplay

Terfs

Homophobs

[sexioto]

[crilbyte-deactivated20240607]

Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you

[villianext-deactivated20190407]

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

[novacaineandabelle]

Fffffffff let me get right on that. 

and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch

[blondiez-b-deactivated20171118]

I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine

[optimysticals]

I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.

[ravensdescent36]

@optimysticals

I love rebageling things

Also I did forget so thank you @sexioto

[andreaissy]

Thanks

[escuerzoresucitado]

[pocketss]

girls night girls night

[catgirlspirals]

never hiring a heist crew off tumblr again. i just told the getaway driver to floor it and she fucking moaned at me.

[hustlerose]

get up under her skirt and rub your face on her PENIS

[ultrafacts]

[liluglydudefromdetroit]

So play like a noob? got it

[filipfatalattractionrblog]

You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.

[direwolf-distributor]

Chessmasters when their opponent doesn’t make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:

[queerscout]

#used to do shit like this when we fenced#for real tho a newbie is way more of an issue than a master because WHAT are you doing???

I’m currently a fencing coach for a high school club and my least disciplined fencer routinely beats kids who have been fencing for 5-6 years because he’s just so unpredictable and messy that his opponents have no idea what to do.

[cephalopodvictorious]

I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know I’m faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?

[princecharmingtobe]

I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. It’s fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because “Who would run that?!” Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. I’m not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.

[chaointe]

The Newbie Flail™ is the most terrifying attack imaginable.

[chokopoppo]

[athingofvikings]

“The best swordsman on the planet doesn’t fear the second-best swordsman. He fears the new swordsman, because he has no idea what the lunatic will do.”

[catgirlforeskin]

One of the main reasons fencing against a total beginner can be difficult is that they have no self-preservation. They either don’t know or don’t care to defend themselves the way someone with more experience does, and have no issue leaving themselves vulnerable to make attacks, which breaks down the usual tempo of a fight and puts you on the defensive (because you value your safety), and you don’t want to be on the defensive.

[unoisveimved-un-medicated]

If I had a nickel every time I recieved fencing advise from a trans girl on tumblr with the term catgirl in her url I’d have two nickels! Which you know it’s not a lot but it’s funny it happened twice.

[catgirlforeskin]

We have a long and treasured warrior history. Google “warrior cats” to find out more

[witchofash]

Breeding kink idea I had that may cause some splash damage so im sharing it.

You cant be bred again if you are pregnant and contraception makes you know you are safe, so why not replace one of the birth controls with a sugar pill or fake so that every time your partner and you have sex, there is that chance it could be the one day the fake was taken. You will never you never know if you are pregnant until your belly starts growing bigger.

(For obvious reasons in this fantasy both partner are consenting and fully knows what’s happening, remember everyone, consent is hot)

[w-i-n-l-l-i-f-o-r]

Duel in the DashCon ballpit, Illustrated - 2024

[polar-biscuit-deactivated202603]

franka didnt pull a prank on anyone today, good for her!

[nekhcore]

the wol gets dragged around to all these international meetings but i don't know shit about politics. i'm playing games on my ds while you do your thing. don't mind me

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[witchofash]

This brings me significant joy

[witchofash]

Holy fuck im such a lesbian omg i just cant with that outfit

[everythingfox]

He’s so cool

[witchofash]

I’ll never be this cool

[escuerzoresucitado]

[hellenhighwater]

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

[hellenhighwater]

This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

[hellenhighwater]

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

[hellenhighwater]

This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."

But it'll always be a rat gun to me.

[hellenhighwater]

The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.

[hellenhighwater]

I'll be honest--I forgot that the pump organ desk/bar was visible in the background, and it was NOT under $60.

It was actually $75.

The chairs, however, were paid for in human life. I inherited them; they were originally my great grandmother's. But they're not particularly rare-- you can find these exact chairs without a lot of effort, in reasonable shape, for not that much money. They made a lot of them.

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

your gazelle has a pearl choker

[hellenhighwater]

That's Hadrian. He's a bush buck and he loves fashion.

[hellenhighwater]

Hi you asked this question and I immediately went to the pottery studio to make a calcifer to put in my woodstove.

Will update if he survives the kiln.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i am still on tenterhooks vis a vis calcifer 🥺🥺🥺

[hellenhighwater]

I just brought him home from the pottery studio and wired him for light. He lives!!!!!

[thebisexualwreckoning]

OP just wondering do you like have the closet to Narnia tucked in there somewhere?

[hellenhighwater]

Dude, c'mon, these things take time.

Give me a couple hours.

[hellenhighwater]

Okay!! We have doordrobe! It's not quite done but after nearly turning myself into an hellpancake while carrying this in from the garage to the house, I feel like I should call it a night.

Right now it's not going into a secret room (but the Angel of Death (And WiFi) behind it does have a secret compartment for my router? Does that count) but Malice and Vice are still exploring it like it's a whole new world.

The House of Horrors continues to be...well, exactly what it is.

[hellenhighwater]

Oh, no, all radioactive materials go in The Box.

[copp3rtop]

please explain. Do you actually have a lead lined box for radioactive objects, or are you just talking about the router behind the painting?

[hellenhighwater]

The Box.

[bunnygirlskull]

A gf is a multipurpose stimtoy. For huggie kissie and also for bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite💖💖💖