[glumshoe]

I am Ship, the great and powerful conjuror of pinnipeds!

[babyanimalgifs]

[keyblack-hl]

Somebody gave our mascot statue a tennis ball.

[penroseparticle]

good he deserves it

[tiffanarchy]

he is a good boy

[glassbonespaperskin]

[starbuckers]

look he wear a tiny raincoat

[dogsuggest]

[neutralmuds]

[sexwitsockson]

[pajamaslam-deactivated20190101]

[softplum-deactivated20210407]

@ ppl who r pretty ,,, whats that like

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via BurkhartAdriana)

[handsomedogs]

squishy baby ollie!!!

[deceptipup]

bad news everyone

i exist

[pajamaben]

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time

[meet-me-onthe-equinox]

- So then how many meetings do I have today?

- 93.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Happy Meetings Day!

[mrbenwyatt]

[meanieyards]

Y'all why does ed sheeran make me feel like I’m in love with someone ?? I haven’t had a crush since like the fifth grade ?? But apparently I’m in love ??? Idk with who though I’ll get back to you if I find out