"The Only Thing Changing In Here Is My Sexuality"

Hey there! I'm Michael, 22, I post alot of random stuff (no NSFW stuff, that's for my sideblog) but sometimes (often) Stuff about my favourite tv shows! Other than TV tho, I post games, AH and my babes Funhaus. Feel free to message me, I'll do my best to respond :)

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[spectregoesboo]

[endermaz]

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

[vidar-asgeir-thevikingpanda-dea]

[true-king-of-monsters]

@tumblezwei

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ap-kinda-lit]

Same energy

[castielsteenwolf]

one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”

[fiji-water]

One time my mom got a call and when she picked up the guy said “Hello, I’m the Global Manager of Customer Service for Dell, I’m calling about a computer-“ my mom hung up on the guy.

She was the Global Manager of Customer Service for Dell…

[bts-and-army-fanblog]

baby shark

[porterr-robinson]

[upside-happenings]

I mean at least it was less upsetting than what I thought he was going to do.

[i-will-later-regret-this]

This makes me even more uncomfortable than what I was expecting

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

You people Peel your kitkats?

[unnecessarily-x-sarcastic-blog]

I’ve been laughing at this for the past 10 minutes somebody help me

[prince-aziraphale]

The other day a man signed up for our advantage card and I asked for his “email” and he looked at me and goes “No?? I have a gmail, I don’t even know what an email is.” And I was just so in awe for a moment and I just smiled and enthusiastically replied “It’s okay that works!” Meanwhile internally screaming.

[prince-aziraphale]

Honestly if anyone wants to know what retail is like on a daily basis? This is it.

[catchymemes]

Unmute

[fieldbears]

Unmute

[lennythereviewer]

Presented without context

[xueyangapologist]

a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?

some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop

the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..

[hollyjpaulsen-deactivated202204]

My husband and myself have served in the military. When we call home from overseas, our lines are monitored and on a short delay so no sensitive information is revealed. The line will just go dead if you say something you’re not supposed to.

Now, these calls are monitored by a department in the military called Signal corps. When we’d talk on my husband’s last deployment, we had a running joke that we said hi to “Signal Guy Fred.”

So this continued for his entire 12 month deployment, and we made sure we said hi or bye to “Signal Guy Fred” every phone call. On his final phone call before returning home we made sure to thank “Signal Guy Fred” for his time and wish him farewell.

So, before I disconnect the call, I wish “Fred” the best and thank him for his service. My phone was on speaker mode (I was cooking dinner) and my finger was hovering over the end call button when I hear the softest little, “My name’s Jason.”

[peachy-bunster]

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[moist-astronaut]

Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor

[world-of-cats]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[lvl99catpriest]

The great wizard

[hunterbunter-deactivated2021062]

Why do I feel like if I don’t carry this cat up the mountain to drink from the spring my family will be cursed for generations?

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[soft awoo]

[strix-avis]

context:

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[bangs9-deactivated20130723]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

I’m his crying wife

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[catchymemes]

[eloenn]

Visit Original Link

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