Chaotic Dumbass

[punkitt-is-here]

this duck LOVES pink drink

[shedglitter-deactivated20250216]

Humans will use tools and technologies to bring such joy to creatures that could not experience such pleasure by themselves.

[thyrell]

this might be the funniest article thje onion has ever posted

[tasty-tiktoks]

[promethiae]

Ouh! Ouh! Ouh!

[bloodmoths-archive]

i stand with hayseed

[thecinematichorse]

“Not only does he work as a barrier, but I utilize Hayseed as a weapon of war. I have specialized my character to take all perks related to horseback damage. That is largely redundant, because I just charge at people and trample them under Hayseed’s big powerful hooves.

Despite all of this, Hayseed is a friend. Look at those placid, beautiful eyes. Hayseed is just a large lad who doesn’t know any better, and he must be protected.

Unfortunately, my posse disagrees with me. I catch them throwing molotovs at Hayseed while he gambols in a field. One time, I got off my horse to hogtie my good friend Matt for chuckles, and his brother Jake jumped on Hayseed’s back, gave a peal of joyous laughter, and immediately ran Hayseed off the nearest cliff. To Jake’s horror, while he died upon the jagged rocks, Hayseed survived the fall and got up. I gave him oatcakes, brushed his beautiful mane, and whispered apologies in his ear.

I love you, Hayseed.”

[marrowskies]

Polygon continuing to give us the only gaming journalism that matters

[arcadebroke]

[evillordzog]

Sound on

[purpleisnotacolor]

I had to make this lol

[disgustinggf]

[ayeforscotland]

With the announcement of the Harry Potter TV series, you will be made aware of the people in your social circle who are excited about it.

Now is a good time to stop knowing them.

[ayeforscotland]

The play here is fairly blatant.

Hire new 12 year olds that haven’t condemned JK Rowling’s horrendous views

Aggressively condemn the inevitable people who say shit about said 12 year olds online to take the moral high ground

Turn it into a show that people hate watch for maximum revenue

[xiaq]

Friendly reminder that JK Rowling is the executive producer for this show. So in addition to benefiting monetarily from its very existence, she will be an active participant in creating its narrative. I won't be watching it and I encourage everyone else to ignore its existence as well.

[failworse]

with access to the 2022 tumblr vernacular, he'd be unstoppable

[sundragon]

#pushing for a house md remake for one purpose only: so we can hear gregory house say 'god forbid women do anything'

[pyaasa]

[pyronautphea]

[evilsexy]

[toothsalad]

[memecucker]

GOP lawmaker ‘very sad’ Utah parent used his law to request ‘sex-ridden’ Bible be removed from school

Responding to a new law allowing for "pornographic" books to be removed from school libraries, a Utah parent has moved to have "one of the m

The Salt Lake Tribune reports that the parent, who remains unidentified for privacy reasons, submitted their challenge on Dec. 11 along with an eight-page list of passages from the Bible that they found to be offensive and worth reviewing.

“Incest, onanism, bestiality, prostitution, genital mutilation, fellatio, dildos, rape, and even infanticide,” the parent wrote in their request. “You’ll no doubt find that the Bible, under Utah Code Ann. § 76-10-1227, has ‘no serious values for minors’ because it’s pornographic by our new definition.”

[ruby-white-rabbit]

[szgrey]

In their request, the parent goes on to say: “I thank the Utah Legislature and Utah Parents United for making this bad faith process so much easier and way more efficient. Now we can all ban books and you don’t even need to read them or be accurate about it. Heck, you don’t even need to see the book!”

id like to nominate Unidentified Utah Parent for president of their local school board and also Congress

[never-obsolete]

Pokémon FireRed (GBA, 2004) Hydro Pump

[oneechangoddess]

[ellis-deigh-blog]

This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home…. Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE

[dreamofhircine]

why are moose so terrifyingly large

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then

[henstomper]

his moose leaves for a few weeks to Fuck

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

if you would like to try and stop the moose leaving for a few weeks to Fuck you are welcome to try, buddy

[startedraining]

[penismage]

“Y— you’ve saved me! Why?”

“..... Monkey.”

“Why—?”

“Monkey! You have shown me monkey..... Mmm.... Monkey.”

[marinella-ela]

[typhlonectes]

They don’t call them hairy screaming armadillos for nothing!

[beatcroc]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[space-arcanist]

I can’t get over “and comes fucks me”.

[the-doctored-pepper-deactivated]

This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.

[commandtower-solring-go]

It’s Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

I was gonna queue this but then tumblr user commandtower-solring-go declared it a Wednesday post and

[beardedmrbean]