It’s the neon future. I search up “correspondence sigil to attract more tumblr mutuals tutorial”. Immediately get blocked from using the internet by the ministry of public decency for 5 minutes. I install a free vpn and open the dark web. Search up “correspondence sigil to attract more tumblr mutuals tutorial”. I find a video titled “<3333 SIGIL STEP BY STEP GUIDE PLATONIC VERSION” with 6 views and no likes. Close enough. It’s a shitty 240p slideshow presentation that displays each individual stroke of the sigil for 5 seconds along with some text about how it connects to the previous stroke?? I guess even here they can’t show the finished sigil. I follow the tutorial and read it. Black out. When I come to, im standing in the middle of my room. There’s amber all over the walls and I’ve gained 2 levels of shapeling anatomy. I check my computer. 783 notifications. Most recent one was from the ministry of public decency, just over an hour ago: “Your livestream has been forcibly ended due to major conduct violations.” I think I hear sirens outside. Fuck.















