Mr. Monk

My random tumblr posts while watching the whole series of Monk for the first time. Expect a lot of gifs and quotes. Gifs are all created by me unless otherwise stated. Yay original content.

[julie-finlay]

"Mr. Monk and the Pyschic", 01x03

[primetedlevine]

Stottlemeyer does not tolerate your bullshit

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Anyone know what episode this is? This proves to me I need to rewatch Monk and make some more gifs of my own. :D

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Capt. Stottlemeyer: Monk, you're not going on welfare. If you go on welfare, I will shoot you. Monk: Good. I'll get more money, won't I?

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Sharona: Well, we can always stay at Aunt Gail's. Benjy: Why can't we stay at Mr. Monk's? Sharona: Because I will go crazy slower at Aunt Gail's.

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Monk: I happen to believe that all men are brothers. Every man's bent antenna... diminishes me. Natalie Teeger: What are you talking about? Monk: I don't know.

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Special Announcement:

Monk is coming back as a TV movie entitled "Mr. Monk for Mayor."

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Monk: It doesn't make any sense.

Stottlemeyer: Does everything have to make sense, Monk?

Monk: Well... yeah, it kinda does.

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Monk: Did you see that? He was a two-hander!

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The Monk: Hey, you know what they say: wherever the Monk is, it's Mardi Gras.

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Monk: I'm finally going to do it; I'm going to take the plunge!

Natalie: Oh my god! You're going to buy a cell phone?!

Monk: No, a beeper!

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Sharona Fleming: You're going straight to hell.

Monk: I am in hell.