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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@mr-readalot
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
The conquistadors door.
Oh, conquistador, god has led me to your door, my body aches from my neck down to my feet.
Wont you give me food to eat?
“No”, says the conquistador, “you seem oh too full”. ‘Thou shall not be greedy’, he thinks
“But”, the conquistador says, “you shall fest on the word of god.”
The woman is baffled, “you have stolen my home?” She says, “food is no more because it is all yours to own.”
“That is untrue,” he says, “i am here to spread the gospel of the one true god.” His door is shut now
The woman stands, hands empty as her stomach.
The conquistador opens the door once more, a bible drops at her feet, and it is closed again.
The woman stumbles away, and drops to the floor, shes at deaths door now. It is more peaceful than the mans, she thinks.
Before she goes, she smells the mans making of supper.
It soothes her stomach the smallest bit, whilst she suffers.
God has led her to virtue
He is the devil and
She is the fool.
Which one is worst is not up to you
i don’t ask for much but i might start
Felt weird and now its everyones problem
THEY ARE MY CAITVI, THEY ARE MY QUEENS‼️
got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
#needthat
I had this happen before a few times it IS great guys
#needthat
i am a difficult person in general
my entire life is an ao3 author curse
sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly
i have this deadly sickness called remembering
