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dog i gotta move like yesterday
Please stay
you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too
lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna
How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic
she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons
tes THDPSSSSPS 💜
wgat did u say
man I hate this fuckass country so much
reblog if you hate your country
in a way i am my own dead wife
Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.
it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug
There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees
olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat
points deduction. that last baby was a calvinist
oh my god people yes i know calvinism is a type of christianity the joke is that it doesn't take skill to hit a baby who's predestined to get hit come on
œstrogenèse-évangélique
médaille d'or olympique en frappage de bébés avec une batte
œstrogenèse-évangélique
déduction de points. ce dernier bébé était un calviniste
œstrogenèse-évangélique
oh mon dieu les gens oui je sais le calvinisme est un type de chrétienté la blague c'est que ça ne demande pas de talent de frapper un bébé qui est prédestiné à être frappé allez
you can all address me as œstrogenèse-évangélique from now on
frappage de bébés
avec une
batte
Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur
I love your "they ring the same bells for weddings and funerals" tag bc I work as a bell-ringer at one of the few churches in my city where you still have to ring the bell manually. and we do ring the same bell whether it's a wedding or a funeral! but ☝️ we also ring it if the local sports team wins at sports (the secret third thing that is neither a wedding nor a funeral)
the three universal human experiences: love, death, and sports
any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for