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big things happening in the brain factory
Dean wrapping Cas in a blanket (◕‿◕✿)
Criminal minds but it’s an adult swim show no one can remember
“Without a gun, I look like a teacher’s assistant.”
the hottest thing a man can do is be a weird little nerd
an unhealthy obsession
summary: You try running away from the house but Henry catches you before you enter the cave. Now he has to punish you. word count: 3.0k+ pairing: henry creel x fem!reader notes: i do have to give inspo credit to @wireddless and this drabble she did. because of that drabble i realized i needed more and this happened, lol. hope it's okay! warnings/tags: no use of y/n, slight dub-con, smut, manipulation, guilt tripping, edging, orgasm denial, fingering, dacryphilia, unprotected piv, creampie, aftercare?
The screen door slapped hard against its frame as Henry’s hand yanked you backwards through it, your heels scraping desperately over the warped floorboards. His grip was absolute—each finger a vice around your wrist, indifferent to your pleas and squirming, nails digging crescent-moons into your skin when you twisted in one last, futile bid to wrench free.
He didn’t look at you. His eyes were set straight ahead, face carved with anger, jaw sharp and silent. You tried to plant your feet—he barely slowed, just lifted you off-balance and hauled you up the staircase, your shoulder slamming the wall as you tried, half-panicked, to find purchase on the banister. The house rang with the noise, an ugly, echoing thud. He still didn’t pause. “Henry—please—” It was a gasp, half-sob, breathless from the run and the terror.
stop thinking so loud
something something something hilson yaoi
Motormouth
Boyfriend!Eddie Munson x Reader
Summary: Thinking about breeding kink and Eddie 'Motormouth' Munson shooting his mouth off at the feel of your pussy clenching around his cock…Bonus points because he actually wants to be a daddy.
A/N: The second place winner of this poll. It was a tight race—these two were tied for a bit there. Also, I’m posting this so I can work my way down the poll to get to the nosferatu inspired smut and the dark!eddie anal that isn’t really that dark (so y’all better enjoy it, smut so good it made the author wet fr)—those two are I think my favorites that I wrote during ovulation week. Pls ignore any mistakes or odd sentence structure–I wrote this very fast and in a fiery, horny passion
Word Count: 700ish
Warnings: 18+ mdni!! PiV unprotected, breeding kink, pregnancy kink?? unhinged levels of dirty talk, cream pies, dom!Eddie, daddy kink but in this way, Eddie wants you to have his babies, smidge of degradation, smidge of name calling (one ‘whore’)
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“Fuck, sweetheart. You’re squeezin’ me so tight, you want my fucking babies that bad, huh? You wanna be a mommy so fucking bad you gonna take my cum from me?”
Unable to formulate actual words at the pounding of his hips, you simply nod your head messily, mumbling out a strained, “Uh huh.”
“Yeah, I know you fucking wan’ it. Wanna be full o’me, don’t ya, honey?” Groaning at the way his words elicit a particularly tight squeeze of your walls, he continues spewing out absolute filth through panting breaths. “Wan’ me to fuck my seed so far up your greedy little cunt you’ll get two babies for one, I know you fuckin’ do.”
I’d let Henry creel trap me in his little mind house — I’d let him do anything if he came home looking like that
⁀➷ Repeat Offender // Jim Hopper x F!Reader
Summary: You're Hawkins' favourite menace, always in trouble, always pushing buttons, and always ending up in the back of Chief Hopper's squad car. Everyone thinks the two of you hate each other. But, the trust is that you're both obsessed, and he's done pretending otherwise.
Tags: 18+ readers only, smut, dom/sub, brat!reader, grumpy!jim, age gap, squirting, size kink (!), protective/possessive Hopper, public sex, manhandling, overstimulation, handcuffs, rough sex, degratation, daddy kink, praise kink, breeding kink, spanking, aftercare, reader catches a cold, comfort
Words: 4.2k
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DRUNK IN LOVE
KINKTOBER ‘25 ❤︎ DAY SEVEN just the tip → derek morgan !
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warnings: fem!reader, dom!derek, coercive/dubcon themes!!!, fwb w too many feelings…, drunk/intoxicated sex, pussy job(?), biting, marking, kissing, pussy pronouns (cuz we all know he would), sexually profiling (?), minor penetration, unprotected, implied second round.
wc: 2.4k
div: animatedglittergraphics-n-more, toastray
lowercase intended, no use of y/n
𝙩𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙮 ꫂ ၴႅၴ *
gregory house x fem!reader alt. he’s the biggest snoop there is.
╰ smut, mdni !
cw. smut, bunny!reader, vibrator, fingering, teasing
a low whistle left his lips.
he was technically allowed to be here— technically— even if it was only under the excuse of feeding his girlfriend’s cat while you stayed late studying at the library.
greg was never one for personal space. or boundaries. or, really, any understanding of personal belongings. he liked snooping. usually, professionally, he’d send foreman to dig through a patient’s house— but being his girlfriend, you really should’ve anticipated a full-blown snoopathon.
so now he was sitting on the edge of your bed, a pink sweater discarded on the floor beside him. a sweater he had just attempted to pull onto his body— clearly not made for his frame. the sleeves only reached his forearms. the hem stretched awkwardly around his torso. he’d worn it for about an hour, purely out of spite, and was dangerously close to calling wilson for help getting it off.
his official excuse?
he was going to fold it and put it in your closet.
…eventually.
the second your rightfully reasonable complaints about gregory house’s bad habit of returning home too late even borders what he would consider to be incessant nagging, he’s popping a couple of his happy little pills (vicodin) and finger fucking you to the point of tears while he drones on about how needy and inconsiderate you’re being to his patients.
“oh, i’m sorry i’m too busy saving lives to give you some attention, sweetheart. i know that won’t mean much when your brain is practically melting out of your sopping cunt, right?”
he’s got you pressed against the wall and your pretty little moans echoing against the walls with every perfectly calculated curl of his fingers. he likes to see the way your eyes go just a little wider before inevitably rolling towards the back of your skull when the pleasure of it all starts to become too much.
and when you start struggling to choke out little gasps of his name, when your orgasm overcomes your oversensitive body, he mutters out, “there, there. i’ve got you.”
𝙩𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙮 ꫂ ၴႅၴ *
gregory house x fem!reader alt. he’s the biggest snoop there is.
╰ smut, mdni !
cw. smut, bunny!reader, vibrator, fingering, teasing
a low whistle left his lips.
he was technically allowed to be here— technically— even if it was only under the excuse of feeding his girlfriend’s cat while you stayed late studying at the library.
greg was never one for personal space. or boundaries. or, really, any understanding of personal belongings. he liked snooping. usually, professionally, he’d send foreman to dig through a patient’s house— but being his girlfriend, you really should’ve anticipated a full-blown snoopathon.
so now he was sitting on the edge of your bed, a pink sweater discarded on the floor beside him. a sweater he had just attempted to pull onto his body— clearly not made for his frame. the sleeves only reached his forearms. the hem stretched awkwardly around his torso. he’d worn it for about an hour, purely out of spite, and was dangerously close to calling wilson for help getting it off.
his official excuse?
he was going to fold it and put it in your closet.
…eventually.
Oh my god. Just saw House playing the piano and was like would he have fun with you in it? Like he doesn’t let anyone touch his piano but he’ll rail you on it.
you have no clue how much love i have 4 u anon mwah xoxo i deliver 🫡🫡 NGL THIS MADE ME CRAZY
𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙖 ꪆৎ *
gregory house x fem!reader alt. his two favourites
╰ smut , mdni !
cw. smut duh, piano thanks to anon ily, p in v, no protection (remember to wrap it before u tap it pookies), house groaning i think this deserves a warning of its own
“you play really nice, y’know?” you murmured, pj pants low on your hips as you stood behind your boyfriend— careful not to lean on the expensive piano.
gregory didn’t do love. he never did—
well, not until you.
but there was one thing he loved too— maybe not as much— but still enough to scream at wilson once for putting a water bottle on it like the poor guy had committed a war crime.
“if i didn’t play nice, i wouldn’t play,” he replied bluntly, the music slowing to a stop as he glanced back at you with a smirk.
“ha, ha,” you replied flatly, rolling your eyes as his hand quietly guided you closer by your lower back.
calloused fingers splayed against your skin, pinky just under the waistband— until he shifted.
in silence, his arms tugged at your thighs to straddle him, huffing when your hand caught his shoulder, keeping yourself hovering just over his lap.
“your leg—”
“oh just sit down, woman,” he groaned, forcing you to plop down by your hips.
his hands gripped the sides of your thighs like handles— tight, firm— like he had no plans of letting go anytime soon.
before you could argue or question him, his thin lips were pressed to yours in a slow but deep kiss.
a small smile tugged at the corners of your lips, your hands rising to cup his stubbled cheeks.
his hands were roaming your back— up and down, up and down… and down.
it would’ve been hard not to notice the growing hard-on pressing through the rough denim of his jeans against your thigh.
as if on instinct, you hummed into his mouth and rolled your hips, earning a loud, deep groan from his throat.
his hands flew back to your hips, gripping them tightly, possessively.
“you’re going to kill me, woman,” he mumbled, looking up into your eyes with that all-too-familiar gregory house smirk.
“—and trust me, i want to die inside of you,” he added, voice lower, deeper, eyes narrowed with that wolfish hunger before diving back into the kiss— this time sloppier, more desperate.
your hands wandered down, hips shifting as you reached for the buckle of his leather belt, fingers gliding over the worn leather, fumbling to undo it without breaking the kiss.
thankfully, his own rougher hands slipped between your bodies, yanking the belt open for you.
just as you were about to slide off his lap and onto your knees, he stopped you— hands tight on your hips, lips immediately latching to your neck, his stubble dragging deliciously against your skin.
“nuh-uh… too tired for two, ‘nd i gotta cum inside,” he murmured, voice slurred from heat.
you nodded, breath hitching, hands sliding into his thin salt-and-pepper hair, a soft giggle escaping from the ticklish burn of his beard on your neck.
pulling away, he looked up at you with a grin, amused.
“something funny? let’s see if it’s funny when i rearrange your guts into my initials.”
before you could even shoot back, a squeak escaped you— he had lifted you just slightly, arm flexing beneath your thighs as his other hand tugged your pajama pants down past your knees. squirming, you managed to kick them off entirely, discarded on the floor in a messy heap.
meanwhile, his hands darted into his jeans, freeing his cock and giving it a few rough pumps, panting softly with need as he positioned it at your entrance. you lifted yourself to help, legs already starting to tremble in the awkward straddle— but then the head slipped in, and the familiar burn made your brain fog over.
a low, guttural groan left his lips the moment he felt the tight heat of you around him. slowly, you sank down inch by inch, until he was buried to the hilt— his balls grazing your ass, your walls fluttering around him.
you shifted your hips experimentally, whining at the ache and the stretch— just to feel how deep he was, how stupidly good he felt inside you.
“bounce,” he smirked, leaning back like he had all the time in the world— one hand behind his head on the chair, the other resting lazily on your hips.
you started to lift and lower yourself, thighs already burning from the angle and the ache, the overwhelming stretch making your body tremble. he knew. of course he knew. he loved teasing you, loved watching you struggle to keep rhythm like it wasn’t borderline impossible to ride someone and look cute doing it. especially someone like him.
“go on, pretty girl,” he cooed in that mock-gentle tone, the kind that made your stomach flip. his fingers rubbed slow, almost comforting circles into your hips while his eyes stayed half-lidded, watching your every move with that smug little glint of sadistic amusement.
you panted, clutching at his shoulders, the material of his shirt bunched up tight in your fists as you tried to find a rhythm, tried to please him.
“too slow…” he taunted, leaning closer, nudging your cheek with his nose. the smirk glued to his lips never seemed to go away— always watching, always amused. it was a game to him, always a game. he lived for the teasing, for seeing you squirm, for watching your body tremble trying to please him.
and god—it would be a lie to say you didn’t love it too.
“fuck— fu— i can’t,” you whined, voice cracking, knees burning, thighs trembling. the ache had started to sting, your legs shaking from holding yourself up, the desperate need to come curling up in your stomach like a threat.
“awh, poor you…”
he sounded so unbothered. because he was. watching you struggle was his favorite part.
then again— he could probably say that about every part of sex with you.
but something flickered in his brain then— an idea. and why hadn’t he thought of it before?
why hadn’t he ever connected the two things he actually loved?
it was like something snapped in his head— like he’d just solved some kind of unsolvable case. only this time, the mystery wasn’t a dying patient or a rare condition.
it was you.
suddenly, he was pushing you up, standing with a grunt—his leg clearly screaming but his brain blissfully ignoring it, too distracted by how goddamn perfect you looked. all pretty, flushed, and wrecked just for him.
“wha—” you gasped, eyes wide and frowning hard at the sudden emptiness, thighs still sticky and trembling as he slipped out of you.
before you could even process what was happening, your chest hit cold wood with a thud—
smooth. heavy. old.
your breath hitched.
his piano.
eyes wide, mouth parted, the sting of your hips hitting the edge was nothing compared to the sheer shock that you were on his piano.
his piano.
the same one he wouldn’t even let wilson breathe on too closely.
the same one he’s nearly gotten into fistfights over.
and now— now— you were splayed out on top of it like you were part of the instrument.
“only exception…” he grunted, slipping back inside with a single brutal thrust that knocked the breath out of you.
one arm anchored him upright against the wood, the other flattened across your back, pinning you down like he was afraid you’d float away.
it started steady. rhythmic.
but desperate.
so desperate.
then he leaned in, mouth hot against your ear, elbow bent, breathing ragged.
“—because god, you look like art,” he growled. “fucking art, being ruined on my piano.”
you tried to say something, anything— but only moans spilled out. the kind of broken, blissed-out sounds that only made his hips stutter.
you could feel him twitching inside you— just as your own orgasm coiled and burned in your gut, building and building as the obscene, wet slap of his thrusts echoed through the dim living room.
sloppy. wild. unhinged.
he was fucking you like the piano didn’t exist.
but also like it was watching.
“take it— hold it, hold it,” he panted, voice rough like gravel.
it was a thing he’d done since the first time your orgasms synced perfectly— he swore it didn’t feel as good otherwise, but he’d never admit how much he loved holding the reins like this.
his hips stuttered, muscles trembling under the weight of your shared pleasure, the unbearable tension crashing down as you came hard, clenching perfectly around him.
his balls slapped against your ass a few times, grounding him as he rutted impossibly deeper— grinding, filling you to the brim.
he grunted, a low, desperate groan ripping through the air as he bit down on your shoulder, cumming in thick, white ropes inside you— deep as he could go, though god, he’d always want to go deeper.
“fuck… so fucking pretty… ’love you,” he mumbled, voice rough and low, cock still buried deep inside you as you both panted in the quiet aftermath.
there was always this raw, tender vulnerability about him after, and you loved it with your whole chest.
his warm chest pressed against your back, chest hair tickling you softly but barely registering over the lingering fire inside.
“gotta have you suck me off while i play it next time,” he smirked against your skin, planting a lazy, dry kiss that made you laugh quietly— soft and breathy.