Mr. Tektite and his realm of tat

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[redstonedust]

as much as we joke about scaring off twitter refugees around these parts im like. genuinely sorry to all of ya'll moving over. losing your main platform (especially as an artist/creator) to the incompetence of one of the worst human beings alive sucks major ass

[mr-tektite]

To be honest. The amount of sadness I had over leaving this place for that hell site still sits with me. I've wanted to come back but always felt so jaded. What with the nsfw ban basically blacklisting and kicking us out. But if i wanted to do anything id have to start over anyway after that. everyone following my old tumblrs gone and its locked behind the nsfw blockade.

now. the option to move back feels kind of nice. and if people eventually start coming back maybe it wont be so bad. if nothing else. its nice having the ability to talk without a FUCKING WORD LIMIT. Every fucking tweet had me hitting that stupid word limit >:C 

[lilmamabeyellin]

[liquidlimits-deactivated2019032]

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

[razxion]

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

[jinxedbabbles]

I just like the smiling Buddha

He looks so happy

[bubble-cats-and-berries]

I love happy Buddha

That just makes me happy ;;u;;

[kei4ku]

Look at that smile uwu

[blustrabry]

It’s a very lovely smile~

[mr-tektite]

idk if any of you fucks actually follow this blog still

What with pron ban. I made a new one on another site thats alot like this one. Though I’m forced to upload my own entertainment.  https://stuffifindfunny.newtumbl.com/ Yall should join me there :P if for no other reason that a new place to post pron. idk. 

[constanzeofficial]

Visit Original Link

Doesn’t sound demonic, which is a nice change of pace from the typical 8x slowed down songs.

[didyoubringyourdog-moved]

[c1qfxugcgy0]

Ha ha, no, of course not.

Yahoo is a notorious repeat offender. Yahoo is the reason the “if you’re not paying money for a service, then you’re not a customer, you’re the product.” saying exists.

Here is some fully general advice: If you’re the user of a free-to-use website, and you learn that it’s being bought by a large company, then this is always, and forever, bad news. If it’s not an acquihire, then it’s something worse. You’re not a customer, you’re the product.

If we’re lucky, this will be a Livejournal-style buyout, where the site just gradually disintegrates over the course of several years. If we’re unlucky, then it’ll be a Posterous-style buyout, and Tumblr will be shut down when Yahoo goes bankrupt in six months. It is vanishingly unlikely that being owned by Yahoo will benefit Tumblr users at all.

Predictions:

More ads. Karp has a weirdly principled dislike of ads, for a guy running a free social network. Marissa Mayer is unencumbered by morals, here. If you spend a billion dollars on something, you’re gonna want a return on income.

NSFW content is probably going to be banned, or heavily restricted. (As in, “verify your age by giving us a credit card number”) Ad networks hate and fear porn, and Yahoo is going to run more ads. No other Yahoo property allows NSFW content, for precisely this reason.

They might try to restrict fan content, due to copyright/CP concerns, as Livejournal did; they might not.

Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!

[c1qfxugcgy0]

I called it, five years in advance.

[snaxattacks-deactivated20230801]

The prophecy was right there and we all ignored it.

[ain-t-bovvered]

[miiriya]

How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.

[mtkano-deactivated20210211]

Amazing

[highfunctioninggarbagefire]

Science always blows my mind.

[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

i ran a super smash brothers club in high school and we literally had to shut it down for this reason. like the class that used the room after us was complaining that the room was unusable

[minerponyfeldspar]

Friend saw this in Lubbock

[kasaneteto]

[ougiebougie]

[dandridgegirl]

[daughter-of-scheherazade]

So I recently got surgery two weeks ago and on the day of the surgery, they had me waiting in a cold room in just a gown because they had to do a pregnancy test. I had just gotten off my period literally two days ago and unless I was miraculously the next Virgin Mary, I’m 100% not pregnant. The nurse barely looks up from her charts to acknowledges this before insisting that I had to take another test. If I didn’t take another one, they would immediately cancel my surgery. It was hospital policy.

I’ve had this condition all my life but its gotten completely unbearable the past few years and I’ve been actively going to the doctors the last two years trying different methods to allievate my pain and this surgery was my last chance at any type of pain free life. It took 6 months to schedule and if I had to wait another second, I was going kill somebody. Safe to say I was a little pissed. I sat in that freezing room, irritated with an IV needle sticking in my hand, waiting on the nurse to find records of my pee test that I did less than a two week ago at their request. She couldn’t find the test results. She handed me an empty container with a cheery smile and an obnoxious prep talk that I did not ask for and told me to fill it.

One of the preparatory requirements they gave me was that the night before the surgery I couldn’t consume any foods or liquid (water especially). So I couldn’t pee. I asked for some water and she reluctantly gave me a cup with two sip fulls.

My surgery was scheduled for 9 A.M, they told me to come in at 7:30 A.M. It was already 11:41 A.M. when I had to retake the test and I didn’t go in until almost 1 P.M. The fact that I had to go through that extra hoop and have the threat of my surgery being cancelled hung over me like a noose just because of a pregnancy test is beyond aggravating. People love perpetually valuing the potential of a possible fetus over the lives of already living women. We always seem to come second no matter what.

[dandridgegirl]

That’s sounds extremely stressful. I’m sorry you had to go through that on top of everything else. We aren’t effing incubators!

[xmagnet-o]

This is so common amongst girls and women dealing with medical care

[notjustanyannie]

The hospital that removed my ovary and tied my tubes makes me take a pregnancy test every time I have surgery, even though it would be a miracle if I was.

[elhersfromhekate-deactivated202]

When I injured my back (spinal injury you know one where you are careful with a patient) and it was bad no feeling below the change extreme pain etc.

I had subluxed/dislocated my spine.

Except unlike with a man who’d be taken straight to x day or treated with a pinch of dignity ——- I was told while lying in a A&E bed that I had to take a pregnancy test.

I was already crying in pain, I was begging them to let me sign a form, just one form, I told them I was a virgin etc. I wanted a form I promise —- nope, they had 4 men try and turn a SPINAL INJURY patient onto her side while she sobbed and screamed in pain (it me) and tried to slide a bed pan under me. Finally a female nurse came in and told them to get the form

They had told me it didn’t exist.

Men get dignity, women get torture because our bodies are not our own.

I was in hospital a week and they kept checking my pregnancy status.

Because my spine being out and causing no feeling below my waist/immense pain was less important than a possible fetus.

Women’s bodies aren’t our own. We need to fight to stop that.

[sentimental-apathy]

The more I read all these comments and reblogs, the angrier I get.

[verminviscount]

My mom went in for a follow up after a hysterecomy. the doctor said “is there anyway you could be pregnant?” and she just stared at him before saying “did you read my chart? do you even know what im here for? how can i be pregnant if i dont have a uterus?”

[tamamita]

This is the payday meowth, reblog in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[gnatsattack]

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

[meshugenist]

nintendo paid for this post

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

blizzard payed for that reply

[hollowtones]

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

did it taste good?

[hollowtones]

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

[dicksmasher]

reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

[heavymetaljeeg-deactivated20250]

[hewwocopter]

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[dredsina]

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

[dredsina]

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

[dredsina]

Oh crap!!!!

[dredsina]

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

[hazeldomain]

Listen. I want to tell you guys about the Dollar Tree. If you ever need to rebuild your life fast, you want a dollar tree. Everything in a dollar tree costs one dollar. No exceptions. Nothing has a price tag. Everything is one dollar. 

This is Dollar Tree not Dollar General. 

Dollar Tree looks like this: 

Their stuff is off-brand but decent quality.  

Here are some things you can buy at the dollar tree for one dollar: 

- any kind of makeup- foundation, eyeshadow, lipstick, lip gloss, mascara, etc

- socks

- Sports bras (sometimes) 

- combs, brushes, hairclips, scrunchies, hair ties, headbands

- clothes hangers, laundry bags, mothballs

- any kind of office supplies or school supplies. Staplers, pencils, posterboard, pencils, pens, etc. 

- party supplies including paper plates and balloons

- all kinds of toiletries- shampoo, conditioner, toothbrush, toothpaste, dental floss, washcloths, deodorant, razors, shaving cream, nailclippers, etc. Decent sizes, too. 

- ceramic/glass plates, bowls, cups

- reading glasses, sunglasses

- plastic buckets

- cleaning supplies, detergent, bleach, laundry syrup, fabric softener, dish soap, sponges. brooms 

- electronics, headphones, night lights, phone chargers, batteries, screen cleaners, phone cases

Basically? If you ever get kicked out of your house or find yourself with a couple bucks and nothing else, get thee to a dollar tree. 

[mamstheodd]

All the dollar tree stores I have been in have some sort of medical aisle too. Its actually where I went first when my tooth broke for some off brand orajel (Works much faster and better than orajel imo, longer too if you put it on a cotton ball and keep it in the area) And sometimes even emergency temp tooth repair kits, which are at least $7 elsewhere. Dollar tree is a miracle.

[ahshmeeeee-in-wonderland]

I love Dollar Tree. When I first moved out this place saved me.

[rikuzegram]

Every 20-something individual needs a Dollar Tree nearby. 

[corporalbutts]

Dollar Tree also sells PREGNANCY TESTS and yes they work! Go in and buy like 5 of them, don’t spend $25 on three at CVS, not worth your money and honestly has saved me TONS of anxiety.

[strawbebbynya]

Dollar Tree also takes EBT. I nearly cried when I discovered that, because of my strict dietary needs.

[the-memedaddy]

[shapoodle]

If boy didn’t leave with a pastry I swear to G

[sandersstudies]

GUYS HE GOT HIS COOKIE, EVERYTHING IS OKAY

[clatterbane]

(Story)

[belladonnaforbrunch]

I’M INTERRUPTING YOUR FEED WITH A V IMPORTANT UPDATE