MrBlue

The world may never know.

[puncromancer]

might fuck around and become a false prophet

[neopetporn]

I can’t breathe

[mrblue999999]

If you look closely at my ceiling you can clearly see that I am completely fucking bored

[deucebasket-deactivated20140604]

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

[burgerlords]

[jolyene]

“you’re up early!”

jokes on you i didn’t sleep at all and am in between energized and dying

[xamiboy]

Hashirama vs. Madara

[falldogs]

What I ~think~ the new Mass Effect N7 armour looks like based on the E3 Andromeda trailer 

[ragecomics4you]

So accurate http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

[whyarethe-robots-so-sad]

[rockhardgeologist]

[butthorn]

[itsyrl]

[coat]

What kind of fruit is that

[dog--years]

naturepunk confirm? True fruit-dog or false representation?

[naturepunk]

Clearly a true fruit-dog. Common misconception holds that fruit-dogs only grow on the ends of long branches, but the truth is that good healthy fruit-dogs typically grow closer to the trunks of the trees, where the branches are thicker, to support the full wight of the fruit-dogs as they blossom. 

[cynical-jerks-r-us]

Grammar

“Bite me, asshole” = grammatically correct and scathing

“Bite me asshole” = kinky pirate

[greelin]

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

wtf

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

[scoobyfaces]

[kittyzone]

[afp-photo]

UNITED STATES, PHILADELPHIA : Pope Francis speaks at Independence Hall in Philadelphia on September 26, 2015.  AFP PHOTO / VINCENZO PINTO                     

[lightwxrker]

Pope Francis returns from a trip to the vet

[peduncling-away-deactivated2019]

Pope Francis feels threatened and unfurls his defensive frill.

[actuallyclintbarton]

Does Pope Francis spit venom? Is this a threat display?

Asking for a friend.