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samepicofdavecoulier

deep sea creature

painted this thang

LEE

jeeze louise, lee, you see when it’s we its both you and me and these bees that need to sneeze and then we’ll wheeze till we drop to our knees and freeze so I’m spittin this cheese with ease, you best believe this fondue will free

mrbrassmastersir

I bumped in to Lee at work a couple of days ago after having not seen him for about 6 years. He had nothing to say to me besides to try to get good shore duty orders. He did not have the same energy as he did the last time we talked and my short impression of who has become made me a bit sad.

math-memes

samepicofdavecoulier

tatooineknights

Second Sister - Trilla Suduri

thatsbelievable

phloxy-foxxy-deactivated2022062

Impossible decision

math-memes

catgirldirk

what the fuck is this post for. its not even funny or even a meme its literally a middle school math lesson. fuck you and fuck this website

reginaldqueribundus

I can’t understand why anyone would ever want to live in the Star Wars universe

I really can’t

reginaldqueribundus

your life is uprooted every 20 years in galactic-scale wars caused by a neverending blood feud between two tribes of space wizards

reginaldqueribundus

choose your preferred form of government:

a) laughably ineffectual and corrupt bureaucracy b) fascist dictatorship controlled by space warlocks c) exploitation by evil crime gangster who is probably also a slug

there are no other choices, sorry

reginaldqueribundus

“Hey have you heard from Gary? He hasn’t answered my emails for weeks”

“Oh yeah, his whole planet got blown up by the genocidal cyborg sorcerer who controls our entire military”

reginaldqueribundus

“But Samuel, what if I am one of the space wizards???” Let’s examine your options:

abducted as a baby and raised by monks, then die a 35-year-old virgin at the hands of a goddamn robot with tuberculosis

hunted down and shot to death by grunts in stupid helmets because space wizards are illegal right now (again)

go through a goth phase, then your eyes get all yucky and one of the monks finds you and cuts your head off

end up in a cult led by some evil wrinkled assface in a bathrobe who shoots lightning at you when he’s mad

reginaldqueribundus

Also most of the wildlife seems to be ravenous carnivores with tentacles and/or 6-inch teeth and every urban area has roughly 6,942 assassins per square kilometer