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[marinememes]

I've been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[caesarsaladinn]

“If you think of yourself as a moral patient and anyone who hurts you as a moral agent, it means that anything you do to them becomes fair game, because you are constitutionally incapable of inflicting harm, and they are constitutionally incapable of experiencing it. I once read an account written by a woman who was essentially stalking her ex, while framing his refusal to see her as “a classic narcissistic trick.” Instigating a global vilification campaign becomes a legitimate response to someone sending you a playlist they made for someone else – because you are someone who bad things are done to, they are someone who does bad things, and these categories can’t change. I think that a lot of interpersonal cruelty stems from this inability to see oneself as anything other than the injured party”

— James Greig, Love bombing, gaslighting, and the problem with pathologising dating talk (via st-just)

[alphacrone]

idk if any young person needs to hear this but when you work at a job you absolutely can google anything you don’t know or ask someone for help. school has you conditioned to think you have to have everything memorized all the time but let me tell you. I am dumb as shit and I am great at my job because it’s not a test, it’s just work. the more resources you utilize the better.

[alphacrone]

I’m serious about this, I got out of school and thought life would be like a test where I had to have everything memorized and be smart all the time and then I got into the work force and was like. Oh everyone is stupid and google exists ok cool

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[korean-fashion]

[theonewhosawitall]

i dunno man E looks right

[clonesrightsactivist]

[botanize]

[trapcard]

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Torbernite - Margabal Mine, Aveyron, Midi-Pyrénées, France

[vodkakun]

[misspiggy]

sorry guys my ride is here

[anxietyproblem]

[summerohnine]

tumblr: *notifs aren’t showing up, everyone’s losing followers, asks are getting eaten, app crashing every 10 minutes*

tumblr staff: look colors

[shutyourmoustache]

You’ve been visited by the Halloween moose. May god have mercy on your soul.

[synebluetoo]

Jesus, look at the size of that thing. Bloody hell. His pumpkin now. 

[alex51324]

It took some time for my brain to parse the antlers, and until then, I thought this was a bear.  

[ignescent]

So the first time I saw this, I thought the moose was really short with a weirdly big head, because it was the height of the mailbox. I’ve now realized it’s kneeling and am once again afraid of just how /big/ moose are.

[scifigrl47]

I like how the pumpkin at the base of the mailbox looks like it’s watching this attack and screaming in horror.

[jayska-nxl]

Being Canadian is amazing because you get to watch everyone else not comprehend the utter size of moose

[exceptionals]

me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

I could not not share this.