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[antarctic-arcanine]

If I ever share anything that was AI generated it is purely by accident. I hate that it's getting harder and harder to tell and it makes me want to never use the internet again. It definitely had its faults, but man I miss the internet of the 2000s so much.

[apolladay]

Do you giggle when there's a penis poll?

no

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 16, 2025

[fembutchboygirl]

[worstgirleva]

Long magical girl transformation and the whole audience is so excited to see how I will subvert it, but in the end I just look like a normal magical girl and they're all booing me because I didn't subvert the genre and I'm crying because I just wanted to be a normal magical girl

[worstgirleva]

i made this post to make fun of irony poisoned people who have to subvert everything, but this is literally just what being a trans woman is like

[pileofknives]

[harpyhormones]

[waifu-police]

Dropping a brick on the post below

hee hee

[cobalt-sable]

[energyprison]

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

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[i-am-a-fish]

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

[elainapoststhings]

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done

[captain-price-official]

The Saga of Clark (part 1)

[captain-price-official]

The Saga of Clark (part 2)

[captain-price-official]

The Saga of Clark (part 3)

[flork-of-cows-unofficial]

The Saga of Clark (part 4)

[flork-of-cows-unofficial]

The Saga of Clark (end)

[linguisticparadox]

Every day Connecticut Clark and Malfina show up on my dash I count myself blessed

[linguisticparadox]

hey @staff @support where are those images?? where are they? where the FUCK are they????? what did clark ever do to you??????

[delusion-of-negation]

staff has gone way too far this time.

[does-this-look-inanimate-to-you]

[cookiescr]

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

[cookiescr]

they’re just vibing yknow?

[dimpledgucci]

porcupines do this too :)

[callingallcars]

i have excellent news about the manul cat

[radwolf76]

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

[lokeanrampant]

I am porcupine.

[krakensdottir]

Pretty much most cats that spend any time in trees, tbh

Honestly tho, in terms of lazy chill I don’t think anyone’s gonna beat this bear:

[bob-artist]

Not a branch, but close enough

[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

[krystal-prisms]

Oh my goodness

[memedong]

yall im losing my mind i went to the grocery store w/ me mum for essentials & was wearing this mask cause why not

& this old ladys like oh thats so cute! & i was like heh & she was like can i take a picture & i said thats fine but then she says put your paws up! so i did the fucking catgirl neko pose im gonnajfjjgk

[memedong]

this was me in the soup isle

[memedong]

i gotta go the rest of my life now knowing that out there on an elderly womens phone is a pic of me being a little neko in a grocery store

[teathattast]

tis the season

[f1rstperson]

"Wall street can't comprehend easy moral lessons most young children can grasp"

[f1rstperson]

One sec, one thing real quick

[f1rstperson]

This article is the best argument i've ever seen for why humanities are so important in education. Apparently you can just submit what is essentially a half assed book report with no reading comprehension or sources or basis whatsoever to certain news journals and call it a day.

Like Scrooge is pretty immoral and that's kind of the whole point of the book. So much so that ghost visit him about it. That's the plot. This is, again, an easy story that children can grasp via Muppets.

[just-rhys-things]

Anyone who sees Scrooge’s employee freezing all day in an office/going home to a hungry family he can’t support and thinks “Man, that Scrooge is a good and smart businessman” needs their own round of ghostly visitors.

[viridiansindria]

Should be noted that one of the coauthors on this piece was the Senator who helped cause the 2007 economic crisis.

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

Oh, but of course

[ratliker1917]

It's unfortunate that "incel" is kinda watered down as an insult sometimes, reduced solely to it's like, basic meaning (IE. "you can't get laid") because when I call someone an incel I mean more than just that, it means I'm calling somebody an emotionally unbalanced misanthrope who adopted far-right politics out of sheer misogyny, someone who is pathologically obsessed with protecting their own fragile masculinity, with "probably sexually frustrated" as the least important part. Incelism is a particularly deranged far-right ideology with completely insane tenets, so when I call someone an incel it's more like "you hate women so much it broke your brain".

[bosspigeon]

Aphrodite said "on me we gon get you some dick and/or pussy bro"