The Owlephant King

The more I seek the more I'm sought. I am a crooked man bent down by sin. Temptation is my left hand; salvation is my right.

[blvnk-art]

This is going to be a great month:)

[mamoru]

I have a very annoying neighbor, can someone teach me trumpet?

[mamoru]

oh wow you are so right! thank you!

[trapcard]

I got like. JOLTED out of my sleep for some reason and this…word? i think? was on REPEAT in my head it sounds like…”prock-lay-tee”

[bethsanchezbollah-deactivated20]

До скорого….

[trapcard]

[scrumhalfhearted]

“soon”

[trapcard]

[supernaturval]

“Проклятие” or Proklyatee means ‘curse’ in Russian……..hello OP are u alive

[super8motel]

Holy shit this person really jolted out of sleep hearing ‘A curse’ in Russian repeating in their head and now some Russian person replies to their post like “Soon….” I’m genuinely worried for you

[averni]

Lol it’s not as much “soon” as it’s “see you soon” which is more ominous tbh

[radsee]

theyre dead

[trapcard]

i’m still here just got a new wig

[trash-child-king]

The russian curse can’t find them now. Too much new hair. You have narrowly evaded the fates.

[under-the-arch]

[salty-red-mage]

Of all the possible jokes in this format I did not expect the Tower of Babel

[pdlcomics]

Weird

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via SilviuMajor)

[sailorbrazil]

[sodapoplio]

[kai-wildfang]

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

[coolsville-ghetto]

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

[medusabraids]

i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

[kscotter]

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

[measureyourlifeincake]

cup song? no. cop song. its a hard, cold, tumble of a journey, worthy of a gurney, a bumble down.

[hs-gucci]

me: *is faced with a distressing situation*

brain: *shuts down*

me: no maybe we should actually deal with this

brain: ✔️read 7:26pm

[antitrumpcommandments]

[prothocrice]

I got it I got it I got it.

The meaning of life is:

Use the time you have to get to the point you want to be, as often as you can

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

3 hours of silence BASS BOOSTED

[puertohurraco]

I think that’s called tinnitus

[yivialo]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you’re a bisexual male, you deal with people thinking you’re secretly gay but trying to avoid attention. If you’re a bisexual female, you deal with people thinking you’re secretly straight and trying to get attention.