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 bee, 25, michigan be excellent to each other, be excellent to yourselves.

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[babyfairy]

OH NO LMAOO

[realmemehours]

[teenagerposts]

best one yet

[cheshireelims]

[unexplained-events]

There's a ghost that lives inside my ass. No joke

Nice try

Not falling for that one again

[grillmasterxbbq]

i arrive at the museum of modern art carrying this book in one hand and a sledgehammer in the other

[kirammedarda]

oh my god

[narutwitter]

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[awwcutepets]

Highly successful honeybee

[george-crowstanza]

Absolutely off the shits

[monsieurenjlolras]

lost 

in

the

sauce

[chronicreality]

The doctor I went to last week was looking over my history and he said “Endometriosis?” and I said yes. And he said “Is that just your speculation or have you actually been diagnosed?” and I was like “I have been cut open three times for it so I hope it isn’t just speculation.” and he just looked at me and said “Females tend to diagnose themselves” and without missing a beat I said “Well I hope you do your job so I don’t have to.” 

[petite-strigoi-deactivated20201]

FUCK

[animatedtext]

[mesopelagic]

holy shit i have the best idea

[mesopelagic]

my line of logic was “well if i put the sponge in the blender, when i turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so i dont have to spend ages cleaning it”

[mesopelagic]

thats not what happened though :•(

[87-pounds-deactivated20160310]

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

[magicoftelevision]

[thebagelhut]

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

[motherhenna]

[retquits]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bgjjgbjxxv-deactivated20200818]

Jake is such a mood

[georgeslays]

The reasons to love the British Royal family never end

[reallifebfg]

It’s like they’re in a sitcom.