wallacepolsom

oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.
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Andulka
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
styofa doing anything
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON
Jules of Nature
Cosimo Galluzzi

Janaina Medeiros
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Three Goblin Art

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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@daskraken
OH NO LMAOO
best one yet
There's a ghost that lives inside my ass. No joke
Nice try
Not falling for that one again
i arrive at the museum of modern art carrying this book in one hand and a sledgehammer in the other
oh my god
This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
wait
Highly successful honeybee
Absolutely off the shits
lost
in
the
sauce
The doctor I went to last week was looking over my history and he said “Endometriosis?” and I said yes. And he said “Is that just your speculation or have you actually been diagnosed?” and I was like “I have been cut open three times for it so I hope it isn’t just speculation.” and he just looked at me and said “Females tend to diagnose themselves” and without missing a beat I said “Well I hope you do your job so I don’t have to.”
holy shit i have the best idea
my line of logic was “well if i put the sponge in the blender, when i turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so i dont have to spend ages cleaning it”
thats not what happened though :•(
my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need
Jake is such a mood
The reasons to love the British Royal family never end
It’s like they’re in a sitcom.