JHos' House o' Swag

Animal crossing New Leaf for nintendo 3ds. Gamer waiting to unlock his true power

[beroyas]

i am begging

[seffersonjtarship-deactivated20]

there should be a gay sex aisle at the grocery store.

[arturer]

wheres optimus lime i need him

[arturer]

thank god

[vulpiximisa]

no thoughts, snovers only

[lowpolyanimals]

Water Snake from Team Fortress 2

[squeakitties]

the snakewater snake actually has a truly ungodly amount of polygons

it owes its smoothness to its sheer amount of polygons

it is a part of the map and owes its polycount to displacements, a mapping trick that makes them very computationally cheap, so they can afford to be Smooth

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

me in argyle st greggs for my weekly steak bake

[djxiao]

they thought the building was fucked but turns out nct were just stomping too hard 😭

[gacorley]

[cheerycheesecake]

Video transcript of a man speaking with sign language while a voice narrates:

So I'm fully deaf. I can't hear anything at all, but I love feeling the vibration through my body. I really enjoy it. And that's how I learned to listen to music when I was younger. I would travel around through different states, because I was in a club soccer team, so I'm used to going on long car rides with my mother. And sometimes I'd ask my mom, "Can you turn it up so I can feel the bass?" And my mom was like "Yeah." But I always struggled to hear it. So my mom went ahead and bought a new sound system, and I loved it. You could feel the bass. It was so strong. the windows were shaking. It felt so good.

So one day, we stopped by the store. I didn't care about the store, so I stayed in the car, and my mother went into the store. And I sat there and I was bored. And I thought, "Oh yeah, we have the new sound system." I turned it on, and I turned it all the way up, and I loved it. I could feel the car shaking. I was having so much fun, I was dancing. One car drove by, and there was a stranger, a man, and he rolled down his window and he looked at me. And I was just imagining he must be like, "Wow, you have such a nice system, you must be playing a great song." And I was like, "Yeah!" and I started dancing to him. And another person pulled up, it was a woman. Same thing. I pointed at her and I kept dancing, and I was like, "I wonder what this song is?"

And when my mother came out of the store, she started laughing. She came and sat next to me and I was like, "What am I listening to?"

"You're listening to NPR Talk Radio."

End of transcript.

[peacozy]

I don't have a dream job. I want to be a fairy and sleep in a tulip

[guerrillatech]

[funnytwittertweets]

[toskarin]

I'm sorry I didn't answer your call, but robocallers spoofing numbers have rendered unknown phone numbers completely unreliable to answer, and I'm sorry I didn't see your text, but spoofed numbers sending links with viruses in them have made sms just as bad as (if not worse than) email before good spam filtering

[toskarin]

if you want to get in touch please consider sending a courier on horseback or perhaps contacting me through the orb

[taxfrauddotcom]

[doctorguilty]

Not to sound like an old fart here but my philosophy about video games is like. A kid living out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with no internet access for miles should be able to purchase a game from walmart, take that game home, put it in their console, and play the whole game with all of its features and the only thing lack of internet affects is the inability to play online with others. Nothing else. They shouldn't be missing entire chunks of the game becuase they can't download a patch. The game shouldn't be borderline empty or unplayable without a patch.

[barrenwomb]

nothing gay sex wouldn’t solve

[seffersonjtarship-deactivated20]

there should be a gay sex aisle at the grocery store.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[christopher575]

I will never stop noticing that the people I know who take the biggest risks with their careers are the ones who were gifted literal entire homes by family.