I fucking love tiny things!

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

clit romney torn apart by wolves

[galacticfo-ol]

manga // anime // live action

[ludaprilgate]

[clickbeetle]

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

[clickbeetle]

this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

[brydeswhale]

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

[watcherscrown]

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

[vampurrring]

Maybe if I was prettier. Or maybe if I was more horrifying actually

[cursedthing]

you ever listen to a playlist and all of the sudden a song that has incredible blorbo energy comes on you're you're just like this

[bootlegpals]

A knockoff Blue's Clues plush backpack

eBay

[radiofreederry]

[daarcy]

remember when everybody on this website was in high school but like now if i see somebody on here thats in high school im like jesus christ.... are u okay how is that going for you....

[neyruto]

there currently is a sea otter attacking surfers in my home town and stealing their surfboards

[oft-goes-awry]

@onlysilentawe​ FELONIOUS OTTER!!!

[rhube]

You love to see it. (Not the destruction of trees, obvs, but shitheads meeting their oncoming comeuppance at the hands of trees.)

[cowboy]

Fucking hard or hardly fucking am I right brother

[trek-tracks]

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

[trek-tracks]

Any educator who doesn't feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase "Unused York City."

[maniculum]

A lecturer at Middlesex University in 2014, Chris Sadler, coined the term "Rogetism" for these. Perhaps the best:

Source.

[vigilantsycamore]

I'm trying to hide my plagiarism but the clapping of my sinister buttocks keeps alerting the lecturer

[identitty-dickruption]

someone tell the tumblerinas that you can raise an issue without deliberately guilt-tripping everyone about it

[identitty-dickruption]

okay, I take it back. I don’t think everyone is doing this deliberately. some of it is so deeply entrenched in tumblr culture that you probably don’t always notice you’re doing it

“nobody’s talking about this” -> you can just delete this phrase

“if you can’t reblog this, unfollow me” -> you can also delete this one

“x group can, and should, reblog this” -> remove the “should”. or you know. delete the entire sentence

your post will still spread all the important information without the guilt-tripping parts, I promise

[trudemaethien]

if an otherwise valid post tries to guilt trip me it’s a pass on the rb, sry.

[giaseeds]

Hi Barbie!⭐️💕

[twinsfawn]

barbie dreamhouse baba yaga hut!!!!!

[mysticdoodles]

Only a single one of you so far has mentioned 'Barbie Yaga' and I'm so proud of them and disappointed in the rest of you /j

[elodieunderglass]

Howl’s Moving Dreamhouse

[dogtoenail]