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A man's true function is to live not to exist

[stability]

when bae compliments other people (by Nick Avallone)

[1squirtle]

did he really just shave his eyebrow off??!?!

[nick-avallone]

ya gotta commit

[weloveshortvideos]

[disgustinganimals]

Don’t hire this cleaning service

[setheverman]

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

[rockhardgeologist]

A prodigy

[sindri42]

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

[theleafriday]

[staff]

we warned you about that anime shit

[mesopelagic]

tumblr is actually a really good structure for social media with the way blogs and posts are formatted however unfortunately the entire site is run by monkeys who wouldnt be able to make a good executive decision if their mothers lives depended on it

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

there are certain characters/families in the Harry Potter canon that are described as having fair or pale skin, the Potter line isn’t one of them. Harry and James both have canonically jet-black untidy hair but no canon ethnicity. Harry has “great skin”.

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

#draw harry any race u want just pimple free

[kim-kartrashcan]

I mean…I’d be concerned too

[kryptonavatar]

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[assgod]

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

[fuocogo]

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

[netflixnbirds]

Super shy but pushing through it 😭

[keplercryptids]

I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

[keplercryptids]

him: you split up all the song of ice and fire books

me: yeah i know, they’re all primary colors, it’s perfect

him: [self-destructs]

[operativesurprise]

You’re a monster

[thetumblrofrassilon]

As a former bookstore employee, this hurts my soul. I mean, sure it looks nice, but how do you find anything?

[keplercryptids]

it has occurred me during this process that apparently not everyone thinks about books by what color they are? like, literally when i’m looking for a book, i picture it in my mind. i have a very…tactile experience with the books i read and idk! i thought everyone did that lol.

my partner was like “how will i find [this book] for instance” and i replied “easy, it’s purple” and he looked at me like i was a witch.

[lolotehe]

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

[im-so-3008]

[residentgoodgirl]

[7mangoes]

YEET

[jnacho]

[teamfreewilldcats]

[netflixnbirds]

Is that Eminem?

[teenagerposts]

this is the best one

[pleasantomorrows]

[tradingspacesofficial]

everyone’s talking about caleb gallo but this is from gayle and it’s HINESTLY one of the funniest youtube series i’ve ever watched

[zitboy]

caleb gallo is west coast gay culture and gayle is east coast mom culture

[itskyalenotkyle]

When you drop anything in the bathroom

[pizzaotter]

Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around

[gluten-free-pussy]

My Uber driver is blasting Dancing Queen and the whole car smells like weed

[susiethemoderator]

5 Stars