Going Back To The Crossroads Where I First Saw You

[lustcannibalism]

not to be vague but.

[lustcannibalism]

okay sure it’s your post now

[lengthy-artery]

tshirt concept

[mintmatcha]

you guys have to get more weird. it's genuinely not hurting anyone. get weirder. get horny and sexual with it. get violent, get horrifying, get scared, get sad.

[vhb1]

No! And I won't be friends with people like this. The minute anyone says poly anything, bdsm anything, toy anything, I am so out that I was never there

[mintmatcha]

this is weird in a bad way actually

[sweetsweetemo]

adults every generation when the children that were born 10 years ago don't know what was going on 15 years ago

[sweetsweetemo]

"my 10 year old doesn't know what CDs are!"

have you told her what a CD is? do you use CDs? has she ever seen one? then how the fuck is she going to know what a CD is. are you fucking stupid. im going to kill you

[sweetsweetemo]

"my son tried to introduce me to Green Day's music after finding it out on youtube" he knew about Green Day for one day and immediately told you about it but you let that young boy reach puberty without telling him about the best worst pop punk band of all time. i am on his side.

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[daily-spooky]

[vamillepudding]

Would be great for a children's hospital

[lorkhansdick]

We have like two jokes

[cipheramnesia]

And they're both five feet apart in the dracula hot tub, because they're not gay

[jartita-me-teneis]

[sparklytimepiece]

for the jewelry crafters and the macrame enjoyers alike, as both I love this

[riahchan]

[existennialmemes]

United Healthcare getting sued by its investors, because it didn't warn them that the CEO getting murdered (by the tendrils of their unmitigated greed) was going to lead to them approving more claims (for covered services that they had no right to deny) is a cartoonish example of exactly why their CEO got murdered.

Their argument is essentially "You promised us a specific profit margin that is not possible to achieve under this increased public scrutiny of your unethical practices. We only agreed to invest because of those unethical practices. So we demand compensation because you didn't warn us that you'd be behaving more ethically"

And idk. Satire isn't just dead. We've pissed on its corpse and now it's dissolving in lye.

[kuromi-hoemie]

this is one of those little details that jumped out and stuck with me since hearing about this.

crazy to take a business to court because they need to take “aggressive, anti-consumer” tactics. like right, making life increasingly harder and worse for everyone in the pursuit of short term profits is very intentional, and sometimes someone will just come right out and say it.

[anarchistmemedistro]

the “consumers” in question being sick people

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodcatfish]

rule

[capribornio]

#'imagine a bear calling you a good dog' is like 80% of sex on this website lmao (via @vergess)

[antivan-surana]

a cougar calling you a good girl is the remaining percent

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[animentality]

[geminisee]

x

[archangel-fucking-judas]

[coyoteroadkill]

ive said this before but it was on my old blog so I'm saying it again

dehumanizing abusers is not effective at doing anything other than make people think they're ontologically incapable of violence

[ajunicetryagain]

it's also creating a class of people who you can abuse while telling yourself that you're Good and Moral and Not an Abuser.

[kyraneko]

if you dehumanize the caught abusers then the uncaught abusers will use their humanity as proof of innocence

if you dehumanize the hypothetical abusers you create incentives for false accusations as a means of dehumanization whenever dehumanization is desired for other reasons

[starlightomatic]

#it also puts distance between the problem and steps that could be done to address it#if abusers are inhuman and therefore can’t be helped or redeemed then we don’t have to think about how we can prevent it

[kirk-hammett-bl0g-deactivated20]

Eyeballs!

[th3-c0ld-n0v3mb3r-r4in]

can i have a titty cookie

[inaudiblescreamsandinsanedreams]

@official-boob-posts

[official-boob-posts]

those are not fucking eyeballs

[darrylayo]

[glumby]

I love the concept of exile. Like dude just get out

[cynopoe]

I’m losing my mind

[tuna-core]

[redfagdiver]

This is like introducing a zoo animal into a wildlife reserve