Mountain Espionage

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[finalfantasyvii]

hey girl 

 i’m trapped in the wall </3

[finalfantasyvii]

girl can’t you hear my scratching :(

[clownhaggard]

u all want a catgirl gf until she tries to eat your goldfish

[aspicymcchicken]

fake

[clownhaggard]

bakugo. dont say that.

[prinnay]

On Air # 4

[theatricuddles]

[ID: Art of a black woman with tendrils of rainbow weaving through her hair. Her hair and tights are patterned with stars. All around her are tiny hot-air balloons in various colors.]

[isbergillustration]

Necromancer and their ghostly friends

[cet-abime]

[id: a painting of a necromancer surrounded by ghosts. The ghosts are painted as single, thick brushstrokes downwards, mingling pink, white and black in streaks. The only details they have are eyes, a pair of white dots on each ghost. The necromancer is in the centre, a rough figure painted in a darker pink. It has the same white dot eyes as the ghosts, and white hands in front of it. It also has a halo, made up of a teal green circle and lines radiating out to each side. It’s embellished with white dots and radiating lines inside the halo. ]

[weevildead]

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

[podcastwizard]

i don't want to see one hot take about the new star wars content. not ONE. i don't CARE about your unique and controversial opinion. only ICE COLD takes from here on out. for example, some parts of the star wars movies take place on ships, while other parts take place on planets.

[sheneniquan]

There are some characters in Star Wars

[podcastwizard]

thre are characters in star wars! and what’s particularly interesting is that many of those characters have names.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[grantwilson]

[id: a tweet from Abaaay O! (@NargisiKoftaay) reading,

"Do i like being complimented: Yes

Do i know how to respond to compliments: No

Does it make me wish people would never compliment me: Yes

Do i seek validation nonetheless: Yes

Do i ever truly believe the compliment: No

Do i still need compliments: Yes"

end id]

[gaynaturalistghost]

Bureau of Balance bracer for Taako, he is a fancy boy

[taz-ids]

[Start ID: A portrait of Taako from The Adventure Zone, during the B.O.B. Bracer fitting. He has soft blue skin and blonde hair with loose curls on both sides of his face. It is elaborately braided, with gold cuffs and strands between each section of the braid. He has a high-collared tunic with blue floral appliqué and a red cloak with a lining embroidered with paisleys. He wears a large floppy pink witch hat with white ostrich feathers and golden peacock feather pins.

[ His rings, bracelets and cloak clasp are all gold with blue stones. He holds up his left arm , pinkie out, which has a silver bracer. The B.O.B symbol is in the first image, in the second the cuff is covered with static. A speech bubble reads: “mixed metals aren’t really my style, homie.” End ID]

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

matching couple shirts that say "bearer of the curse" on one of them and ,"the curse" on the other

[commelavague-deactivated2016022]

when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

[jethroq]

lamenting my anguish online

[possibledemonspawn]

ok wait I can't decide whether it's funnier if Garfield the Deals Warlock wasn't inoculated and just heard static all over the moonbase OR if Lucretia met him and said hell yeah brother drink up

[neversayaloud]

If he's a cat, Lucretia could have also just become aware of him as he was on top of the tank, drinking from it and not taking "hey! You! Get down!" As an order worth following

[bunniope]

im taking away language until yall learn how to act

[bunniope]

[ursamajori]

[id: four replies. the first is from @areallycreativeusername and is blank. the second is from @himborc and says “bunga unga bunga bunga”. the third is from @circusbird and says “tower of babel”. the fourth is from @bimbogynous and is jumbled letters- “bbj. ajjsbf. lalsbfnjd. ghy.” end id]

[the-quasar-hero]

Beauty and the Beast is so funny, imagine you go out to town to run your errands and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are

[mitski-miyawakis]

[local-decadent]

[Text ID: a tumblr reblog by milf-adjacent reading, "Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally." End ID.]

[mangonetics]

Dude..are you good

I had to attend a company-wide meeting with my boss recently who kept spouting nonsense business words at all of us like we’re supposed to give a fuck about “labor absorption” so this reblog spree was an attempt to harm him with psychic energy

[silverskyy]

[ID: a screenshot of someone’s Tumblr mobile dash, showing the op, kawaiite-mage, having reblogged the same post at least 4 times consecutively. The post is by nightshiftmp3 and reads “business major (derogatory)”. /end ID]

[thesnadger]

Guys I found the only good thing on Facebook.

[thesnadger]

Update:

[cuttlefishcolor]

[Image one: a Facebook post in the group “A group where we all pretend to be ants in an ant colony” that reads “We reached the center of the earth. Now what?” The comments are “SCURRY” “DIG” “WORK” and “MELT.” These comments have spaces between every letter.

Image two: another post that reads “It has come to my attention that when we put the spaces in-between every letter it makes it difficult for visually impaired ants to know what we’re saying and so I was wondering if we could try to make this group more accessible for them.

(The text to speech voice can’t figure out what we are saying with the spaces)

(Picture for attention)”

Under the post is a picture of an ant.

Image three: several facebook comments that read “ADAPT” “INCLUSION” and “LOVE ADAPT”

End image description]

[emilyarmadillo]

Sam praying on May 18 2020: Jack I know you're God now but do you want a regular cake or a cookie cake

[lightoftheseraph]

A thunderous - yet baby voice - echoing through a cloud of light from above:

I WANT A DAIRY QUEEN ICE CREAM CAKE PLEASE :3

[mrsbluebertgreggleson]

Man, it sucks when you can’t evolve a Pokemon just cuz you don’t got anyone to trade back to you. They should make it so that giving your Pokemon to the daycare counts as trading it so it evolves when you pick it back up, or make the NPCs who want to trade be ones that only want and give Pokemon that only evolve when you trade them. Something for us losers who can’t evolve em any other way. A little piece of the Pokepie, you know?