here’s for my irls and my moots to know precisely what I’m thinking at all times
Video Description:
A pale person with short brown hair who goes by the handle tboytiefling speaks to the camera. The video is captioned "In honor of OCD awareness month I recorded a bunch of insane OCD thoughts I had this month (the ones that I remembered to record)". The thoughts are as follows.
The teriyaki chicken that you're cooking right now, you actually didn't put teriyaki sauce in it, even though you checked twice, you actually put an entire two-liter of Dr. Pepper in there, so you should probably just dump it all out.
Yeah, when you were grabbing a straw just now, you actually grabbed one that had the wrapper open a little bit which clearly means that someone put poison on the inside of the straw so you should clearly go to the hospital.
You have colon cancer.
On the way home from work you saw that somebody drew a swastika on the side of a bus stop. That was actually you, you just don't remember.
You're not wearing pants right now, you just think that you are.
The drink you just ordered looks like someone already kind of drank out of it, which means that somebody did drink out of it, and that they have herpes, and they gave it to you, and you're gonna be the first person to die of herpes.
I got a drink today from a coffee shop that tasted awful, like physically undrinkable, and this is because obviously they gave me the cup with the rat poison in it when they were making my drink. They keep rat poison in a cup to scare off the rats, this is a very common business practice, obviously.
You bumped into someone in the bathroom also wearing purple, and he knows that you stalked him and decided to wear purple because he was wearing purple and that you're secretly in love with him--stay with me here, I know it's hard to follow.
The reason your friend isn't texting you back right now is because that one time you thought something bad about her in your head, she read your mind and now she hates you.
Whatever's on your phone right now is being screenshared with your entire class, your mother, your father, your grandparents, your aunt, your uncle, everybody can see exactly what you're seeing on your phone, so, keep it PG, I guess.
The 49'ers lost today because I wasn't watching.
Your friend hates you! She must have heard you say something bad about her even though you didn't!
My pupils are different sizes right now, I just can't tell, and I'm having a concussion? Or some sort of stroke, I think is what that means.
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