I Made Dis.

My name is Hamish. Capitalism is hell.

[toastbutteregg]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[zuzuyams]

Eugene gets me

[clowniconography]

i hate when memes become outdated and i have to deprogram myself from referencing them anymore. whenever my mouth says “this is so sad” my brain immediately follows it up with “alexa play despacito” but i’m not ALLOWED to say that anymore

[clowniconography]

how DARE u make this post uplifting and cute

[hollowboobtheory]

If my parents can use slang from the 80s without even feeling self-conscious then I can use a meme that’s a little stale

[brittany]

Men in Black (1997) — Men in Black: International (2019)

[stability]

[stability]

[studentlifeproblems]

[catchymemes]

[demi-void]

[froggyfloats]

[despazito]

don’t try to tell me chickens don’t have unique personalities because i just spent 10 minutes trying to get scout inside until i told my mom and she said scout only goes in through the other door and immediately did once i opened it

[despazito]

a feind

[sabertoothwalrus]

this kitten weighs over 5 pounds already and he’s only 14 weeks old. He’s half the size of an adult cat and he hasn’t even lost his baby teeth yet

[sabertoothwalrus]

He is now 16 weeks old and over 6 pounds. Kittens are supposed to be half their adult weight at 5-6 months, and he is barely 4 months old. What the fuck.

[sabertoothwalrus]

Now at 22 weeks, 5 months old, half his adult weight, this baby is 10 pounds,,,

[sabertoothwalrus]

30 WEEKS. 7 MONTHS.

14 POUNDS.

THAT IS TWICE THE AVERAGE WEIGHT OF A CAT HIS AGE. THE GIRLS IN HIS LITTER ARE ONLY LIKE 8 POUNDS WHY IS HE SO HUGE

[sabertoothwalrus]

Hello it is Time for Another Update!!!

It is June 18th, 2018. Half-n-Half is now 10 months old. Last I weighed him (like 2 weeks ago?) he was over 15 pounds, but he’s not gaining weight as rapidly anymore. Regardless, he’s still Big

[awellboiledicicle]

absolute unit

[requiemgrey]

love this cat

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[autumngracy]

WHAT a goddamn mood

[lunaeregia]

idk how ppl just be drinking juice and soda all day and not even glance at a cup of water…………….like u don’t feel that? ur body shutting down?

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

[chubbycattumbling]

TURN THE SOUND ON

[raiona-deactivated20191006]

Dissolve milk powder with more milk to create Ultra Milk

[raiona-deactivated20191006]

Dissolve instant coffee with more coffee to create Ultra Coffee

[c3rvida3]

Put Ultra Milk in your Ultra Coffee.

[dominominomino-deactivated20181]

Pokemon Ultramilk/Ultracoffee

[officialrung-deactivated2020010]

you know whats great about little kids? its so easy to make their day. they ask me what my dogs name is and i say pikachu and they go

[thathighguy]

Fuck, im a grown up and this made me do that