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Origami Around
will byers stan first human second
Misplaced Lens Cap
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Noah Kahan
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Janaina Medeiros
Cosimo Galluzzi
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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âSo now I dream of all the things we said, didnât say and should have said.â
â O. Leary (via olearypoetry)
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âIâve had horrible luck finding a husband. Â Most marriages in this country are traditional, and I have a middleman who arranges interviews with potential suitors. Â He probably thinks Iâm a snob. Â Because I either turn the men down or scare them off. Â But you should hear the questions they ask me. Â Nothing about personality. Â Nothing about character. Â Everything is about money: âWhat is your salary?â, Â âDo you have a car?, Â âIs this your only apartment?â Â I used to answer these questions, but Iâm much harsher now. Â Iâll dismiss them right away. Â Iâve had men ask me to stop working. Â I had a professor ask me to stop studying because I have more degrees than him. Â Another man ended the interview when he learned that my âdoctorateâ did not mean I was a medical doctor. Â Itâs ridiculous. Â Some friends and family want me to settle for the sake of having children. Â But I have a viewpoint, and Iâm not going to sacrifice that viewpoint just because Iâm getting older. Â I believe in marriage. Â And Iâd like children. Â But if it means I have to accept anything, maybe itâs best to not get married at all.â (Alexandria, Egypt)
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â Shaykh Hamza Yusuf
Cinderella âplot holesâ I am tired of hearing about
âWhy didnât her step family recognize her?â Because royal balls were basically the candle lit equivalent of clubbing in terms of both lighting and sheer numbers. Even if they were right next to her, they probably wouldnât get a good look, especially since it would have started after sundown. Also, she was the help; they probably hadnât looked at her in years.
âLooking for someone based on their shoe size is stupid!â See above.
âWas he going to have every size seven in the kingdom try the slipper on?â Prior to industrialization most garments were made by hand to fit the buyerâs measurements, including shoes. Itâs why poor people only had one pair. Itâs a lot smarter when you consider that they wouldâve fit her like a glove.
âYou canât run down stairs in heels!â I know this is a misconception resulting from historical revisionism and disneyfication, but high heels were not originally womenâs shoes. They were worn by men. Women wore slippers, which were basically ballet flats. So itâs debatable.
âGlass shoes donât make any sense!â Okay first of all, itâs called the suspension of disbelief, and secondly, theyâre gold in every other version but Perrault decided to change them to something else expensive.
âShe just went to the ball to find a man!â I know this isnât a plot hole but listen. As the daughter of a widower Cinderella wouldâve been running the household finances and acting as hostess if he hadnât remarried. By demoting Cinderella to a servant, her step-mother essentially guaranteed that she would never escape the house, because the only way for her to escape and maintain her status was to marry well, and no one was going to marry a servant. It was essentially the historical equivalent of your mom stealing your college acceptance letters out of the mailbox.
this was not an analysis i was prepared for, iâll tell you that
âItâs still you. Itâs still you.â
â Margaret Atwood, Shapechangers In Winter. (via thelovejournals)