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Women are so pretty...
I wish I was a lesbian š
The man on the moon
Art-ism
Made a compass
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I love the different body types of the show's characters <:)
Got bored at work
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Humans are space prunus
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And what do I mean by this?
You know how the prunus plants are so freaking easy to graft to other plants?
This is the 40 fruit tree...
In 2008 an art professor by the name of Sam Van Taken of the Syracuse university in New York had this absolute bonkers idea of grab every tree of the prunus family and Frankenstein it together into a tree that produces 40, yeah 40!!! Different fruits, it's crazy! And the best part he sells them and apparently they're about to put one outside the children's discovery museum in san Jose.
Anyway where am I going with this?
This is our evolutionary tree
Now imagine humans leaving our homeworld...
Discovering the cosmos...
Discovering new worlds...
Discovering aliens...
sexy aliens...
...
hybrids...
Some drawings I made at work on a recycled sheet of paper
I like to think they're a family
My psychologist gave me homework to draw more of them and give them a little backstory.
So let's start with the oldest:
Pukka P. Bloodelaire
The Miss Mist Witch
72 year old woman, mother of 2, grandma of 3, when she was 12 she had to choose who will her powers come from as any other witch in this world they have to choose a deity/angel or demon and make a contract with them to get their powers, so she made a deal with death itself, for her powers she can turn herself into mist to fly carried away by the wind and she can summon clouds of heavy poisonous smoke that can only kill her desired target, but for that she has to had kissed that person before.
When she was 28 she went to a fellow witch's bachelorette party in purgatory and she ended up completely wasted! And to not make the story too long basically she ended up having a one night stand with one of the angel strippers...
She ended up pregnant and 7 months later she gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl. Sadly because purgatory is a lawless place untouched by god, Allah, Shiva, Ra, the devil and even time herself, the douchbag ended up walking child support free.
So she had to raise them on her own
The Little Red Door...
Imagine a little world...
Far different from ours, yet at the same time so similar...
In here magic isn't something you're born with...
It isn't something you can learn...
It isn't something you can steal...
It isn't something you can borrow...
In here magic is a sacred duty and a responsibility, wrapped as a gift that does not come for free.
There's a little village in this world. Right in the skirt of a tall, tall, mountain.
In this little village lies a chapel for a god who does not have a name...
Every year in this exact date the townsfolk big and small bring the kids who are 6, no less, no more.
The kids dressed in their best clothes hug their parents as they're escorted to the basement of the chapel.
There's a little red door lying unguarded in the basement of the chapel.
There's was never need for guards as no one wants to go in.
And it doesn't want to come out...
And even if you wanted to, only a kid could fit through the door, and only a kid could open said door.
Each kid writes their name with red ink and put the paper inside little envelopes who are then given a golden seal.
Green envelopes for the boys and yellow for the girls...
One by one each kid slides their envelopes underneath the little red door, and after the last kid has slid their envelope, they wait.
Soon after... a little yellow envelope comes out from underneath the door.
The seal has clearly been broken.
An old hooded priest grabs the envelope, opening it up to reveal its contents. The paper has clearly been folded with care.
"Emily..."
It reads...
Little tears start flowing from the little lass green eyes, but before her little legs can even flinch to start sprinting with all her might two hooded figures grab her, lifting her up and pulling her close to the little red door.
"He's calling to you..." One of the bishops says...
She can hear him...
Not only with her ears, but with her flesh, with her bones and even under her eyes.
She can't disobey now...
No one can.
No one could.
And no one will...
She slowly walks towards the door...
She opens it and walks inside.
There's a tall, tall figure there.
Illuminated only by a single candlelight.
It's an old man?
She has never seen "him" before in her life, but somehow she feels like she has known him her whole life and even the ones before...
He sees her...
She sees him...
The candle blows itself out.
6 hours, 6 minutes with exactly 6 seconds pass, and from the other side of the door three weak knocks can be heard.
knock*
knock*
knock*
The door opens all by itself and out walks the little girl...
She's smiling...
There's two little nubs where her arms should be, each one has fresh scars that refuse to bleed, the scars have been patiently and carefully sewn with love and little red string...
The deal is done...
She'll make a fine witch someday...
And the little red door at the bottom of the chapel closes itself for another year...
Some drawings I made at work on a recycled sheet of paper
I like to think they're a family
Imagine having beef with me and I'm literally just this guy <:3
I don't know if someone has already talked about this or not but here it goes:
I think some Gwens are more machine than others.
Like don't get me wrong they're all androids so by definition they're all machines and so they were all designed and built with an specific purpose in mind or a role to play at the park, so for example take ballerina Guinevere:
Even in her character sheets her feet are always on point and I think that's on purpose.
I think the park engineers built her or at least programmed her that way so her feet are always on point, always graceful, always stylish, always elegant and always locked in a painful pointe...
Now let's go to mermaid Gwen:
Now we know for a fact that Gwens are heavy, after all it takes at least two people (or one Frankie) to lift one up and don't forget they found our Gwen caught in a garbage net at the bottom of the ocean, so these girls SINK.
Now picture your average mermaid show...
If one of the dancers just sank like a rock to the bottom of the tank it wouldn't be entertaining, like at all, so how do you fix it? You create buoyancy, and how do you create buoyancy? Simple, by letting air in and water out and vice versa, And how do you that on a robot? Simple, ballast tanks:
So yeah, she's a sentient submarine in the shape of a woman...
Also can we get some f's in the chat for my poor girl? I mean look at her design, this poor robot probably has to deal with being ogled by weirdos, divorced dads and hormonal 14 years olds on a regular basis...
Plus I'm pretty sure Olivia doesn't turn on heating in her tank just to save on the electrical bill, so she's probably always freezing her fins off.
Now with racer Gwen:
(sorry this is the best and only pic of her I could find)
I'm 99.9% sure this girl's legs are purely decorational, and what do I mean by this? Simple.
Let's put ourselves on Mr Park's shoes...
"I'm a greedy, gazillionaire, emotionally abusive Korean man with a god complex..."
Now if you were to build a robot mascot to play with the kids on the race track will you give it the ability to walk freely around the park?
HELL NO!!!
Just strap the upper half of a Gwen to a hovercycle and call it a day.
Racer Gwen CAN'T get off her hovercycle because SHE IS the hovercycle...
See what I mean by this!?
Knowing how bad they treated our Gwen I'm not surprised if the Parkgineers⢠would do something like this to other less important versions of her, plus who knows what kind of other body horror robotic animatronic abominations are hidden behind the doors of this amusement park...
Anyway that's all that I have for today š±
Bye
More fanart of my au cause I'm silly like that
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The beloved monarch(y) of park planet
The princess of nowhere
The hero to none
And the queen who just doesn't want to be left alone
Idea for a knights of Guinevere au:
Basically Olivia couldn't bear the loss of his dad after his death so she did the only right thing to do!
Turn him a marketable company mascot.
Just like he did to her mom.
Anyway meet Orbit "The Hero"!
Little headcanon, cause I'm silly like that <:3
That's not a hairstyle, Olivia's hair genuinely grows like that.
She got it from his dad.
The whole family is so effing evil that their hair naturally grows into horns(plus the little purple stripes).
I'm pretty sure if Dana released a picture of the Park family tree it would look something like this...
Also... I imagine all of their names start with "O" cause tradition?
What's up with this crazy woman/kid and the horns motive?
Sheās the fairytale dragon⦠guarding the princess, keeping her locked up in the tower, keeping her safe from any brave knights that might try to steal her away. (and sitting on a hoard of treasure and gold, unwilling to share)
But the dragon, though cruel and covetous, is also trapped by the fact that it needs to keep the princess where she is, so it has to stay there too.