MrTurtleTaxi

19 and uhh, video games are cool... I think things are funny sometimes. Give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle.

[ryvko]

[notspecialjustcrazy]

[ruinedchildhood]

theycallmethemoose:

fuckyeahprettybooks:

I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.

This is what Bella’s reaction should have been.

[retrogamingblog]

when you deposit your pokemon into the pc only to never use it again

[pdlcomics]

Phone

[mothmansbignaturals]

hi its me the duolingo owl if you dont practice french right now i will set your house on fire

[plants4]

Turn Down For Whom?

[blowingmynose-deactivated201605]

[skrewsociety]

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

I’M NOT GOING TO SAY THIS AGAIN.

Yes, I AM Fergalicious, and so delicious.

BUT

I 👏 ain’t 👏 promiscuous 👏

(and???? if you were suspicious? ?? All that shit is fictitious)

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[myonline-pityparty]

EA: the sims community is great because they create so much QUALITY ™ content

Modders:

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[the-spook-zone]

@relatable-ram

[phraximus]

Me: *clicks video*  “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me: 

[norithics]

I love this stupid fucking meme

[star-spangled-jackass]

It’s timed so perfectly

[sobeitjay2]

View this post on Instagram

We bought some dumb ass camera gear

[bonethugsnharmony]

[3301993]

hooooooooomygod

[blu-iv]

It’s bad!

[teamrocketing]

Woke queens

[saltygrapejuice]

These straight up The White Chicks from the movie

[spideycentral]

[rileywrites-parker]

Most realistic scene in Homecoming: pretending to be interested in another person’s distractions when you’re privately experiencing identity crisis and internally panicking.

[stimman3000]

[anditookthepathlesstraveled]

The pencils make me so uncomfortable

[chronically-ill-dandy]

I…??????

[heyheyjen]

I hate this.

[queenpiratebunny]

Fuck, I love animation.

[cotton-candy-cryptid]

@to-be-fair

[cheesecakehamburgers]

So cool!

[doctorofwhut]

I have some complaints I would like to file. 

[freshfriedtrash]

THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY AND UNCOMFORTABLE,

[jordanimate]

this the cool shit u can do with houdini

[porterr-robinson]

[avvocarlo]

video of the year 

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

keep the rave alive da