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Maybe a stupid idea, but maybe it already exists

You start a game of DnD with a blank character sheet. Your DM has them all. You only discover stats and things as they become relevant.

Like, “I rolled 7 on my constitution check” “You get a +2 bonus so that’s a 9.” *Hurriedly marking it down*

Or

“I would like to ask the innkeeper if there is anything weird going on in the area” “Dragonborn are rare in these parts, so she is suspicious at your approach.” “Wait I’m a DRAGONBORN?!?”

It would be absolute chaos but for a one-shot I feel it would be fun. Maybe all the characters have amnesia and they have to figure out what they can do from scratch.

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Old but still one of my fave memes

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Early School Start Times Are Holding Back Teens

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Water is wet

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Bees have queens.

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Switching to geico can save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance

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John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt’s name is my name too

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PETA Is A Joke

I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:

And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:

This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.

So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.

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After Shrek was sheared:

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HES SMILING

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I legitimately teared up at this

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THIS IS ONE OF THE!!!! MOST!!!! IGNORANT THUNG I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE - THEY WERENT FUCKING TALKING ABOUT SHREK (who is precious btw) THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT 1) ANIMALS WHO ARE ABUSED IN THE INDUSTRY - there is proof of horrifying incidents of this 2) SHEEP SKIN COATS - ONE MORE TIME - SKIN!!!!!

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PETA has killed tens of thousands of animals in their care, mocked the Holocaust through one of their shock campaigns, and gives funding to violent criminals but sure, y’all “animal rights” activists can continue to defend your shitty so-called charity organization