The Mack Attack

Chicago born, Farm raised. Going to college in the Great White North (Da U.P, Eh?) Avid, pronounced "Rabid", hockey fan. Love a good laugh.     

[softlenaluthor]

brooklyn nine nine + the onion

[90s90s90s]

[a-gay-nerds-blog-deactivated202]

One of my earliest childhood memories is from a DZ Discovery Zone

[a-wolf-at-the-table]

fuck thoes places, have you seen whats at the bottom of thoes ball pits? Who the fuck is cleaning all that shit.

[bootsbrown-deactivated20141104]

OH MY GOD THIS WAS MY LIFE

[katherinedan]

Oh fuck yeah I lost a tooth here

[latta]

I cried once when I thought I got lost in the play place here. The most traumatic experience of my life.

[neon-nightsky]

[owlmylove]

#this looks like some kind of Canadian version of Mad Max tbh

[suburbanfire]

#mild max: maple road

[brentseabiscuit]

[shuffling-with-kaner]

This is still my favorite Shawzy thing.

[debrusks]

when u set a record for sucking but u still win

[homerically]

this guy is ruining my life

[mcstromartanen]

playoffs? more like panic! at the puck drop

[star--stones]

“Who the fuck are you?”              “You’ll know me.”

[alyssaad72]

“Andrew Shaw Trade Proposal Surfac-”

[babil6]

[smfih]

Bacon. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.

[ms-macky]

friend: fuck off stop punching me

me: its called platonic bdsm

[gothicprep]

the true meaning of espn

[hisokca-deactivated20160312]

shit memory who dis

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

me? overreacting? probably 

[introvertedtherapy-deactivated2]

How am I dealing with Shaw and the salary cap shenanigans?

Denial. I am in denial.