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Go read an old fic.

There’s such recency bias in fandom. As an author you post something, get a few reactions, and then it goes off into the bin. As a reader you check the tags, see what’s new, and move on. But a lot of old stuff is really good. It’s just sitting there, gathering dust, waiting for someone to take a peek.

So go on. Treat yourself.

Read an old fic.

14sorrow24joy34agirl44aboy

Eldest daughters be like: at this point I don’t know exactly who am I protecting and from what. I just feel a crushing sense of responsibility

incorrectstartrek

Harry: Who do you think would win in a fight between Tom and the captain?

B'Elanna: I can’t answer that. Tom is my husband.

Harry: So Captain Janeway.

B'Elanna: Yeah.

saphiiiic

“I think that’s the sexiest I’ve ever felt in my knee high boots and beard” - JODIE COMER

anxietyproblem

catsbeaversandducks

The Great Smudge - Table Cat

Via Lancelot Falk

instructor144

I’m crying here!

triskeleaficionado

A few additions…

lovely-masterpiece-333

😂😂😂

katsdom

I laughed ‘til I cried. Oh my!

heckin-good-memes

lesbomatriarchy

*writes I LIKE GIRLS on every other page of my journals so future historians don’t try to insist that I’m straight”

penis-siz3-average

Future straight Historians: “we see several examples of her prioritizing a sisterly bond with the women around her, for example on page 12 she says ‘I like girls’ and throughout the text she references loving women and preferring their company. This is not to say she prioritized above her romantic relationships because on page 78 she mentions talking to a man one time in her life. It’s hard to know just how much she valued her sisterly bond with women due to this one reference of men and the ambiguity of early 21st century slang. For example on page 12 when she said she liked women, the passage continues ’…in a lesbian way. I want to kiss girls, they are so pretty, I’m so gay.’ Now it’s difficult to understand just what that sentence means. We know that in the early 21st century kissing on the cheek in greeting had gone out of vogue but the word gay, a word with an archaic meaning of happiness gives the contextual clues that perhaps she is references that old fashioned practice.

Going back to the nameless man that is mentioned once on page 78 for one sentance…”

aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat

“Now, given that she wrote on page 12, ‘Just to be clear: I’m sexually and romantically attracted to women exclusively,’ one may be tempted to read this literally, but we can’t rule out sarcasm.”

crazy-pages

It may seem like @vilesbian is joking, but she really isn’t.

marzipanandminutiae

Charity Bryant and Sylvia Drake were commonlaw married (if that had been legal then) in early 19th-century Vermont

they wrote passionate letters and poetry to each other, and when Sylvia agreed to live with her, Charity recorded the date rapturously in her journal and sent off to Boston for a ring to give her. they lived together until Charity’s death, at which point Sylvia lived alone until she, too, passed away.

the community basically considered them married. their freaking families considered them married, going so far as to use that exact term. nobody’s entirely sure why they were so cool with it, especially since previous relationships with women had caused severe damage to Charity’s reputation. probably they ignored any sexual element of the marriage, but that doesn’t change the fact that they acknowledged it

AND THERE ARE STILL HISTORIANS NOWADAYS WHO TRY TO CLAIM THESE ACTUAL WIVES WERE JUST BFFS WHO LIVED TOGETHER

I’m

I’m so done

maliciousalice

I was listening to ‘’My Way’’ and thinking of Year of Hell. While I do love the sacrifice scene, I do think the idea of Janeway going out with a bow and a smirk is kind of fun to me.

sugarpopss

People will talk about hot horror characters and act like Ruby from Ash vs Evil Dead doesn’t even exist

Look at this woman. Tell me you wouldn’t let her do anything to you

Right?????

Have some respect. Honestly.

aireina

HELLO, THIS

aireina

on a similar note

aireina

the saga continues!

i-hate-chick-fil-a

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

exploding-plastic-inevitable

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

itsanidiom

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!!

rhube

Extremely wholesome content.

randomassthoughtsisme

The film is Dog Day Afternoon for anyone wanting to watch it

politedemon

thinking abt that time joe lycett posted a blatantly fake government report on twitter and people in the real actual government retweeted it and thought it was real

queendomcosplay

After trying to decide if The Mummy was filmed with the male gaze or female gaze, I’ve come to the conclusion that it was filmed under the Bisexual Gaze. Here’s a list of other films with the Bisexual Gaze:

Jurassic Park

Venom

Every Barbie Film

Night at the museum, but specifically every scene with Jebediah and Octavius

The 2005 Pride and Prejudice

Pirates of the Caribbean

Les Miserables

Newsies

The Hannibal TV Show

Good Omens

Basically, if you look at a film and think “oh my god everyone is attractive why and the film has a bunch of just…super obviously implied queerness, congrats, that’s the Bisexual Gaze baby! Feel free to add to the list