bésame mucho

but to cry in front of you, that's the worst thing i could do.

[annmarcellino]

[neovisceral]

im not going to post the context

[hotvampireadjacent]

i think the context is you drew night at the museum characters naked

[peachyroyalty]

bump

[bitchycode]

I whisper “what the fuck” to myself 50 times a day

[toodrunktofindaurl]

my brother is getting married and i’m so excited to fulfill my destiny as the embarrassing drunk gay sister who flirts with the bride for the entire ceremony

[toodrunktofindaurl]

i’m gonna yell “RUN AWAY WITH ME” to her during the vows

[toodrunktofindaurl]

there are people out there genuinely worried that I’m gonna steal my brother’s bride away the day of their wedding… i’m laughing. I’ve known her since I was born, we just love annoying the shit out of my brother and this “you picked the wrong sibling” joke has been going on for as long as I can remember. The whole family is in on it. The three of us are super close, she’s always been family. Also we are really bad at romantic weddings (my Mom wore jeans at my Dad’s and hers, signed a bunch of papers and then got blackout drunk), and my brother and his girlfriend probably won’t even have a “real” ceremony, just a celebration between friends and family. I love my brother and he already knows I’m gonna pull some stupid stunt, it’s what we do. His girlfriend is usually the one to initiate these shitty jokes, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was the one to stop the “ceremony” to say some shit like “WAIT THIS IS THE WRONG SIBLING”. please don’t take any of this seriously lmao

that said, i’m definitely showing up half naked to her bachelorette party as the “surprise stripper” with a sash that says “the sibling your should be marrying” and a shitty plastic tiara

[toodrunktofindaurl]

UPDATE: 

1) for people confused about the “I’ve known her since I was born (…) she’s always been family”: She’s the granddaughter of our parents’ neighbors, we all grew up together and my brother and her have been in love since they were babies. He held her hand as she made her first steps, they even have a picture on their wall of the moment before she first tried to get up

2) IT’S OFFICIAL, I’M GONNA BE MY BROTHER’S BEST MAN. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST MAN DO? A SPEECH. Everything is going according to plan.

[toodrunktofindaurl]

I forgot to update this post. Probably because THESE TWO SNAKES GOT MARRIED BEHIND EVERYONE’S BACK, JUST THE TWO OF THEM, AND DIDN’T TELL ANYONE. Aka, there was no ceremony. They just went and signed a piece of paper on their own. Like I said, we aren’t big on Flashy And Romantic Weddings in this family. BUT STILL, I WAS ROBBED OF MY BIG MOMENT.

That said, they still hosted a gigantic party with friends and both families with like 100 people and a good 100 bottles of champagne & 100 more of wine (we’re French, don’t judge us). A lot of food, too. And a lot of food means a lot of napkins. And a lot of napkins means I could spend the entire night writing down my phone number on them and keep obnoxiously slipping them into the bride’s hands, pockets, plate, glass, collar etc while mouthing “call me” and doing the phone hand-motion. Which she obnoxiously answered with a fake-fanning hand motion and a wink every time, btw. My own Mother slipped her a napkin on my behalf at one point, too. My brother ripped every single napkins in half. After roughly 18 times of what was probably the most annoying running gag of all time, my brother finally decided to put me in a headlock.

Anyway, these two are still disgustingly, infuriatingly, madly in love, everyone was piss drunk and we all lived happily ever after,

The End.

[dovewithscales]

This is a ride and I love it. Thank you for sharing your family with us.

[yaoiotome]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

Please accept this as an offering

[catasters]

Feline Mathematics

[bassybitch-deactivated20200217]

So your telling me this man can lousily sit in a chair like a bastard but doesn’t know how to lie down on a bed without looking like a plank.

[perlalalala]

i think if Viola Davis slapped me in the face and told me to get my shit together i would

[take-care-with-your-glasses]

Grell: I’m a religious person.

Will: Really?

Grell: Of course. I religiously sin every day.

[ambariya]

Howl’s Moving Castle is one of my favorite Ghibli movies, and Sophie is certainly the apple of my eye. I love all Ghibli girls but Sophie has a special place in my heart. Her short hair is SO CUTE, I wonder if I should try this color one day. I also updated my coloring style. What do you guys think?

[zackisontumblr]

favourite character: *dies*

me: nah get up bitch ur fine

[ambariya]

Another character from Boku No Hero, and this time is the explosive hedgehog: Bakugou Katsuki. Honestly, he is such a pain in the as, and I hate to admit, but he is actually really handsome. And yes, I’m kinda obsessed with putting these colorful circles in the background lol

[anxietyproblem]

[princesstigerbelle]

Oh Lawd He Sleepin’ @teathattast

[sirfrogsworth]

This cartoonist specializes in depicting dog + human couch configurations. 

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