A Little Piece Of Heaven

[squinkarific]

i've found it, my favorite dungeon meshi panel

[devmoth]

[pukicho]

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

[grox]

My name is fat morpheus and I' offering you a choice. Would you wather eat 1 pizza or 2 pizzas

[aspensmonster]

All of the pizzas.

[grox]

Real shit.

[depsidase]

[chansetommy]

The REAL Kitchen Nightmares | Reading Reddit Stories

[macdennisnation]

listen I know most of y’all don’t go here but I’m rewatching The Magicians and I got to A Life in the Day and I swear it will always be one of the most beautiful episodes in all of TV.

[crowarmy]

[iamwizzzzz]

[firecraker-j]

Excuse me Mickey Mouse, but WHAT THE FUCK?

[bogleech]

The fact that her udder isn’t usually visible significantly improves this sequence

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Clarabelle getting her tits out on a kid’s show

[smoshmonker]

serving cunt on reddit stories

[theconcealedweapon]

[pterygoidwalk]

sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

[pukicho]

Kid called me a bonerhead so I vaporized all seven billion billion billion of his atoms

[drtanner]

Fair, but did the dog really deserve it too, OP? :'(

[pukicho]

No witnesses

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so toxic the constant mixed messages i am receive in this relationship

[thedurvin]

There’s actually a stage drama about a post-apocalyptic society that initially treats half-remembered Simpsons bits as a source of comfort but then a century later has fused them together into a holy text that people get into arguments over the meanings of

Recreating The Simpsons in the post-apocalypse

Anne Washburn, the playwright behind Mr. Burns, explains herself: "It’s about the comfort of looking again."

[startledoctopus]

ugh i really want to see this play

[depsidase]

[wifegideonnav]

[twotheleft]

[melynnwaters]

sick as fuck if I’m being honest